03.10.10  Watched the movie 'Precious', it was kinda slow at most times, but Monique does an amazing performance, best performance I've seen in a long time. Well deserved Oscar.

03.06.10 Only if BELL CANADA's customer service were as good as their commericals, another big corporation full of bullshit. Money spent on marketing lies when it really should go to training the unskilled and poorly trained customer service represenatives. STEP UP TO THE PLATE and live up to your promises and quit lying to customers on how great BELL is,  you're false advertising. Another  BIG CRAP CRAP CRAP CORP!

03.04.10 So, a fat and very hairy version of my dog with tiny boots begns to hump my dog...both males. The tiny boots was a giveaway. Well, the owner with the European accent told me her dog chases racoons and skunks...very weird. I need to get used to chatting with other dog owners, they chat forever when all I want to do is take them to shit and mark their territory.

03.03.10  Okay, so now that I've rescued the sweetest dog ever from the shelter and one from my family, both males, I need another dog, this time a female. Too much testosterone flowing around..opps..they've both got their balls chopped off. I guess it's just me with the testosterone. Good to have a female around. If I were to have kids, which I am not, there would be 3. So, 3 dogs. Maybe.

03.01.10 Took the dogs for a walk tonight and a car follows me and I'm like okay should I look back, and a woman cranks her window and says "your dogs are so cute!", she then drives up then turns around and says "I'm sorry, it's just nice to see cute dogs".  At 12AM!!! That was weird and funny at the same time. See, I just knew it, I have girlie dogs. Now I need a 3rd big macho dog to balance it out.

02.27.10  You know when it's meant to be when the dog you've adopted from the shelter is the most sweetest and obident dog ever. I've been blessed with such a gift.  A lot of times dogs with behavioural problems at the shelters and he wasn't one of them. I couldn't of asked for a better dog. I've not even heard him bark.

02.26.10  Forever  I've been scouting various Animal Shelters website for a dog to accompany my other (old and cranky) dog. I've been blessed with what I've found...more in my blog.

02.25.10 Don't know whats worse, getting my wisdom teeth taken out when I was 12 or watching this season's Idol. This season's Idol is damn boring thus far, I am torturing myself as I endure the pain of boredom. Two words to describe the contestants; plain and dull. Spice it up or I'm tuning out. Simon is leaving Idol at good time, IDOL could be done.

02.24.10 Coincidence or what? When I tune in to the olympics Canada wins a medal. Crazy shit, I tell ya!

02.22.10  **My 2007 YouTube video has reached a milestone,as of today's date the video has received more than 1 MILLION views!!!**

02.19.10  There's gotta be a clinic where you can go for monthly fat sucking, it would make life so much easier, because in the wintertime I become a big fat beach whale and I can sometimes hear myself breathe, it's quite depressing actually. And I hate the double chin affect in result of this. I just ate a whole chicken. It wasn't a big one. Sometimes I wonder why I go to the gym?

02.16.10 When has Curling been a sport?  They're just holding onto a bowling ball with a handle and sliding it on ice and using a broom to control it. What the hell????

02.14.10  'Couples Retreat', watched on iTunes, one of the worst comedies in years.

02.12.10 Nothing original, nothing entertaining, nothing to remember...The 2010 Vancouver Olympics ceremonies, I for the first time feel embarrassed to be a Canadian. The Olympic ceremonies was just horrible, suddenly I feel native Indian when Canada is hardly about that. It felt as if I were watching some high school musical on native Indian history and fiddler on the roof. I am seriously ashamed to be a Canadian right now.

02.12.10 I hate shopping malls with passion. But I had to go. Some salesperson with a bulge in his pants assisted me with exchanging a pair of jeans at an annoying store called 'Guess?'. It's like walking into a night club.  It was damn annoying, some of the sales reps were dancing to the annoying music. Am I getting old? Or are people, places and things just becoming more annoying these days? Or do I need more sleep and to get laid? Or all of the above?

02.07.10 Watched Wanda Sykes 'Ima Be Me', I couldn't stop laughing as I sound like a cat squealing because I am sick with a cough. Coincidently I got this cough after I got my first of 3 HEP A & B shots. My poor dog is shitting everywhere and feeling ill thanx to me, I kept feeding the poor lil guy too much chicken skin from my dinner and then I realized shit (pun intended), you're only a Mini Pinscher not a Great Dane. I forgive him for shitting on my living room carpet, he knows he did something wrong but I tell him "it's okay, it's my fault".

02.06.10  Laying low, got a small chest cold. Relaxin' with my lil doggie Snoopy.

02.03.10  So, this dog I adopted from my parents, a mini pinsher, is like a baby but he's 13 years old or so, they don't even know. Feel girly walking with something this small (DOG) and annoying that he has to be under my nose all the time (humans do this as well). Did some research on the breed and now I understand why. The poor guy's teeth is rotting. Thinking of getting him a friend.

01.31.10  Re: Grammy Awards ... Country music shouldn't even be a category in music awards, especially since anyone even those who have no tune can sing country. Even though she has not won big at the Grammy's, Lady GaGa is one of the best performers in music today in originality and creativity, she is better than any award. She is unlike any other performer today and unlike most in the music biz she's not the manufactured kind. Perhaps I am just clueless, but why are people making this Taylor Swift chick so special? She can't sing, and her lyrics suck ass and should be singing in retirement homes not on TV. Only in America!

01.31.10 Apple will be releasing a new device, 'iPad', well it's not new, it's just an iTouch but with a bigger screen, that's all. It's not even close to a tablet or netbook.

01.30.10 Sister's birthday went sour, ha, what else is new? Drama, Drama, Drama...Ra RA Ra! Decided to take one of my parents dog, I look absolute dainty with this mouse like dog (minature pinscher).  He's old and bitchy and strange, lifts his leg up and pretends he's peeing.

01.25.10 All I gotta say is that I am a free bitch, baby!

01.23.10 Let's quickly get married, have a kid and live UNhappily ever after. Too many people doing this, to prove some type of point. Why live to what others wanna see?  Living a double life cuts your life short. Live on your own terms. That's the difference between most people and I. Sigh...always an outkast.

1.20.10 So much going on right now, I don't have time to hit the gym. I'm getting so fat fat fat that I can hear myself breathe.

01.19.10 What? Am I wearing your shirt? Let's stare at people in a restaurant, why not take a picture it lasts longer.

01.13.10 Havn't worked out in almost a week. Just call me butterball turkey.

01.10.10 It has been a very emotionally draining day with the funeral. Didn't know how emotional I can get during these past few days. It's hard to lose someone who's been there for you. But this is the circle of life. Once someone goes, another one arrives. This whole death thing is mysterious in so many levels.

01.08.10Ok, so I tuned into 'Cosmo Radio' on Sirius/XM Radio for the first time, I was curious what it was about ( they pronounce it Serious radio down in the US, I say SI RIUS), and the radio host was in the middle of talking "ok, so we're gonna take a call from Joseph in Ohio, Joseph do you like it when girls touch your balls?" WTF??

01.08.10  R.I.P Grandfather  August 15, 1922 - January 8, 2010.

01.07.10  My 86 yr old Grandfather in hospital in critical condition, visit him tomorrow.

01.07.10  I just realized I was typing 09 for the year in this section, what an airhead. I accidently put a cup of the left over white wine in my food. I was getting high off the fumes that was vaporizing in my apartment. I was banging into doors and hitting my head against the wall, I had to run and turn off the stove, too much wine vaporizing.

01.06.10As the days go on I will find some New Years Resolutions, one of them being, BE NICE TO SELF!~ If I were living in the USA I wouldn't be single. That's all I have to say...people of Canada are reserved homosapiens. You have to get them drunk to open up.

01.04.10Did I mention how much I love Sirius XM Radio, and I didn't know they merged. For someone who hates regular radio, my liking for satellite radio says a lot. On my iPhone, on my computer, it's awesome! Until I get bored with it. Funny - 'Whatever w/ Alexis & Jennifer' on Martha Stewart is Living Channel, and the Doctor Radio, nothing more educational than learning kinds of orgasms.

01.03.10 Went to see 'It's Complicated', a good funny but slow at times movie. I'd prefer to watch these types of movies on DVD however. One thing not to do is to be annoying/distracting during the movie while people are enjoying, and some diydy girl was texting throughout the movie, the light on her phone was distracting, what was sad was when I asked her to stop she looked at me as "how dare you", but she kept on doing it. Don't hit a nerve and I won't embarASS you. When people are inconsiderate, the ASSHOLE in me comes out.

01.02.10  I feel so lazy today, don't wanna do a thing. Maybe cause it's -20 C outside, that and had a crappy sleep, I watched the movie 'Paranormal Activity' on iTunes lastnight, I kept waking up because I thought I had some paranormal activity going on in my apartment. It was an okay movie, some scenes the acting was crap.

12.31.09 My ideal celebration for NYE is sipping on champagne while partaking hours of wild and crazy sex on the roof..ahem..but that's not happening to so I will be celebrating NYE without that.. Crowded bars/clubs is so yesterday. Perhaps, if I were in my 20's. Anyway, NYE is overrated. But I have to say we made it! Another decade! Just yesterday was 2000 and I was 24 years old and rumors that I was an escort. Oh how times have changed.

12.30.09I love the Sirus/XM Radio on my iPhone, but needs to be more channels on it. You know you're getting older when you like listening to talk radio.

12.30.09 When she doesn't want to sleep, she means it..lol.. My niece is not even 2 years old yet, she climbs over the railing of the crib which is beside another bed and walks out the bedroom and today she locked herself in the bedroom. Um...yea.

12.29.09Listen, no one should be buying love or friendship, if that's what people in you life are about they're not worth your time. Kick them to the curb, stand up for yourself and find someone who will like you for you, not the materialistic crap. A loser would only do that to someone, and you're the loser for falling for it. There are about 9 billion people in the world, I am sure there a few out there who are not scum. You gotta stand up, stand up and believe in yourself.

12.29.09 The UPS guy was hot, 2 hours later he left.

12.28.09 In need of a fork lift, I've got so fat, I can explode any time now. Fat Fat Fat....I can hear myself breathing and sooner than later I will need a sports bra to hold up my manly breasts.

12.28.09  AGGGHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

12.26.09I left my home yesterday and didn't realize I had no clothes on. Thank god, no neighbours were in sight.

12.24.09 Red Wine, GaGa. Alone tonight, spending the day with family tomorrow, with the help of red wine..lol..nah, just bringing it for the dinner.

12.23.09 Lack of sleep, looking like a zombie, weight gain looking like a rhino. I'm a walking mess. Depression bites.

12.20.09   Ssshhh, I'm hiding from family, they spin my head spinning right round baby. Gonna bust those nuts and bolts out of those ellipticals while huffin' and puffin' to tunes on the iPod. I am fat (every other day), they look puzzled when I walk in with the double chin on those days. What can I say, only a Dr.90210 can take it all away. This paragraph has been copyrighted, do not copy.

12.19.09  All day today I spent in bed and watched Dr.90210 and got fat. My way of relaxing and getting away from the stress. And watched 'The HangOver', highly recommended movie for those with ADD.

12.19.09  Why do men with boyfriends even bother flirting with other men?  It's a turn off, that you hook up on the side.

12.18.09  Red Wine Ga Ga...And people thought she was a one hit wonder...HA!

12.15.09 How odd that someone flirted with me in the change room at the gym. There they were standing there with towel on asking if the gym has a jacquzzi, then unrobbing himself, wanting me to look over. WHAT IS THAT ALL ABOUT??? Oh I know, but I'm just not type of guy. Sorry, I'm no badboy. Not anymore. No No No More. Now, think about that while you use your hand.

12.13.09 Spent the day at the nut house, a.k.a at family residence and without any tranquilizers.

12.12.09 It was so cold in Toronto (windchill temp -10C) yesterday that my testicles turned into icicle balls.

12.11.09The over-rated grannie from out east Susan Boyle, cancelled her auto-graph signing in Toronto once again. One year from now she will be forgotten anyway.

12.10.09Tiger Woods scandal is boring and needs go away already.  It's just another one of those people who got away with their rich and famous charm as they sweep up empty headed, insecure, superficial women. He's just another typical man, like most men that think with their dicks and walk around with thier pants unzipped poking whichever bimbo in sight while flashing money and driving fancy cars.

12.06.09 The gay brothers from 'Amazing Race' are more like lovers, too much fondling going on.

12.03.09 In failed lazy attempts to find "the one", it's not happening. So, as a friend suggested I need to hook up with a momma-si-ta. Besides, I heard they're powerful down there.

12.02.09  While it's wonderful that people work hard on their bodies and live at the gym, you wouldn't find me staring at these types of people. I couldn't careless if you have bulging biceps, a six-pack, or ripped body parts, it's not something that turns my head. I don't boost anyone's ego nor am I intimidated by those who think they're the next best thing since sliced bread. Try me and see and then move right along.

12.01.09 For the 1st time in 167 years, Toronto has had no snowfall in the month of November. Talk about global warming.

11.30.09 Today marks four years of sobriety.

11.29.09  Sometimes I forget how far I've come when I'm faced with life's challenges without reverting to the addiction. Sometimes I forget how strong I've become over the years. It's the little things we need to acknowledge because it's what keeps us going.

11.28.09  I have a to say and it's a valid point here, there should be a ban on varnish or tarnish or whatever it is called and other toxic chemicals. Neighbours that use this should be fined $1000 and they should be smacked across the head. I hate and I mean hate the smell or to inhale these cancer causing chemicals. Seriously, I thought I was gonna faint from the inhalation, if wasn't enough, the burning sensation in my throat. If you gotta use these chemicals, don't!!!  In this day and age, you'd think manufacturers would be able to come up with a better product that don't kill people.

I missed the Lady GaGa concert in Toronto tonight.

11.26.09 Ok, Pee Wee Herman is on the The Tonight Show and he's freakin creepin me out for some reason...eww.

11.24.09  18 years ago today, It was on this day in 1991 Freddy Mercury died of AIDS. He was 45 years old.

11.24.09  Size Queens are that way cause they're damn loose and had their legs spread open way too often. If you need a caboose up your goose you're damn loose. And I say stitch it up!

11.23.09  Why can't people be themselves without trying to shock people? Why isn't there good music out there? When I rarely turn on the radio, same crappy music over and over again. Janet should retire, Jenniffer Lopez keep to acting, Taylor Swift donate her awards or keep her out of the catagories altogether, Michael Jackson died, suddenly awards for death. Lady GaGa may not win for beauty pageant, but is talented.

11.22.09  Back from the Gourmet Food and Wine Show, drunk a bit ,but it's all good. Had a good time. Hardly any gourmet food, more alcohol then anything. A lot of hotties, or was that the alcohol? Very stingy servers with the teaspoon serving. A bit drunk because I rarely drink, so even 2-3 glasses would make me tipsy.Hint: For those who wanna take advantage of me..lol..

11.15.09  I've drafted a few blogs since my last one, havn't posted them because I've changed mind. It's how I felt at that given time and just thought better to not post. See, I've got some control.

11.14.09  They need to ban florescent lighting, it's the worst invention known to mankind. I refuse to walk anywhere with this type of lighting.  Why torture yourself?

11.12.09  We all know how much I love Freddy Mercury BUT many would definitely disagree when I say Lady GaGa is Freddy Mercury of our time.  She's got the strong vocals (talent), the theatrical style going on and uniqueness unlike her predecessors. She just needs to stop looking like characters from a horror flick. And I kinda could relate, we both like to ride disco sticks.

11.11.09  One of the most difficult jobs out there must be the newcaster, I must give credit to reporters who gives us the news on TV, it must be very difficult to not comment or give opinion, I dont' know how they do it without remark but if it were me, I would of been fired instantly. THIS WORLD IS INSANE!

11.11.09  Never has happened before, 2nd time in less than 2 months I get sick. What the hell??? Nasty gyms etc, ever so reminding you all to carry santizers. I was carrying one around, forgot to use it, people probably thought it was lube or something.

11.08.09 The next workout will be damm difficult after this weekend. I wasn't even hungry and I kept eating like as if I've never seen food before. What gives? Fill the void. Lack of lots.

11.04.09 Anyone who owns a large dog in an apartment should be charged with animal cruelty. No if's or but's. There are a few neighbours in my building who I've seen that own a Roitweiller, Husky and German Sheppard.  WRONG! They're doing no good by keeping a large animal in an apartment. What's next, pigs and elephants?? Gimme a break! CRUEL!

11.01.09  In a split second I would go on the show 'Amazing Race'.

10.24.09 Went to the Woman's Show with a girl friend of mine mostly free food samples, menopausal women, crappy lighting made me look 10 years older, was gonna punch a guy out who was giving away free olive samples, and I am not even violent. Damn rude. Ate lots of food samples. Then low and behold, at one booth an older woman wearing a bikini and I saw her bush.  Tomorrow, babysitting my neice so mom and sister could go.

10.23.09  Wooohoooo, dance til you drop and make it known, my neighbours probably thought I was having mad, raunchy, wild, hanging off the chandelier's kinda sex.

10.22.09  A friend and I went to the grocery store, I  cut ripped out the coupon in the cereal box to save money on the frozen fruit that goes well together with that cereal, I said to the cashier person it's recession time. And my over critical friend likes my toes.

10.20.09  My building has been taken over by ladybugs, literally covering my window and wall. I blew some away and made a wish.

10.19.09  Yes, I am alive and well...just not in the mood.

10.15.09  Cold weather is here and it's the time when people hibernate and get fat, okay, well, it's when I get fat, that's my excuse and I'm stickin to it.

10.09.09  There are those who will try to do a rendition of a song. Three of very few artists in the hisotry of showbiz that cannot be duplicated; Freddie Mercury, Michael Jackson and Lucille Ball. Do not attempt something that cannot be accomplished.

10.09.09  Oh when it rains it pours..yes, I know it could get much worse. This comfort food will make me balloon. Who am I trying to look good for anyway.

10.08.09  Comfort food can be so damn good until you regret it the next day on the exercise machine working it off.  You gotta rinse that 10000mg sodium injected chicken.

10.04.09  It's wet and grey outside, depressing. The kinda day you want to spend in bed and have sex all day.

09.30.09 Sick with a chest cold, that chest of mine will fight off the buggers. Time to power the immune system up.

09.28.09 Getting sick, will fight it off with Cold-FX. Most likely got it from the hospital while visiting my sister.

09.25.09  My sister, 17 month old niece and brother-in-law were in car a accident, I rushed to the hospital, what's worse is I heard it all on the phone, I almost fainted

09.23.09 23:23  Took the subway today which I rarely do, should take it more often, quite a few hotties, definitely better than picking up on the internet. My iPhone dropped, and now it won't turn on, it's good I don't use it as a phone.

09.23.09  Woke up with a bloated eye, looks like someone punched my eye out...hot!

09.20.09 Yesterday spent the day with family, major stress hormones were produced that resulted in fat cell inflation and in turn an inflated stomach. Moving forward, I will certainly limit time spent with family to prevent this catastrophe to repeat itself in the future. Today to recuperate from the insanity and inflation I did absolutely nothing but watch garbage reality TV on iTunes; "Matched in Manhattan' and 'Dr. 90210'. Sadly, this didn't resolve anything because I was reminded by the bad dates I've been on and the tummy tuck I always wanted.

09.18.09 Went to family to celebrate a holiday something called Rosh Chhaaahnah or something like that, something about the Jewish new year. Mom made tons of awesome food, here comes 20lbs. Obsessed. Eyes are killing me for some reason. That's it for now. 

09.14.09 What's up with the Madonna speech at the VMA's? It was a tribute to Michael not her, when she's gone we'll pay tribute to her, you can compare the fame and fortune but not the talent.

09.13.09 What's up with Lady GaGa with her attempts to stand out with those off the wall outfits? No need for it, she's got talent.

09.13.2009  Watching the MTV Music Awards, Tayler Swift won for Best Music Video, Kayne West jumped on stage and abruptly interupted her speech and said Beyonce should of won, KAYNE WEST IS AN ASSHOLE!!! A big one! Kayne is one sad loser.

09.13.2009 Suprisingly Madonna opened the MTV Music Awards paying tribute to Michael Jackson and she looked good, not like the usual old lady look.

09.11.09 00:09 Deleting All Profiles on those reject sites

09.09.09  IT'S 9 of 09 of 09 EVERYONE!!

09.07/09 20:45  Shaved head almost, change is always good. I love it cause i don't have to worry what my hair looks like in the morning, it's like get up and go kinda thing.

09.05.09 00:35  I thought  I was in a very weird and psychodelic dream when I watched Letterman tonight when some music group called the 'Magnetic Zero's' were peforming. It looked like Charles Manson and his groupee's were given a day pass out of prison to peform on the show. It was really awkward to watch...cough..get off the drugs people.

09.02.09 12:38 Had loads of blood work done just for my interest, I get it done yearly. My doctor wants to read my book? What book? I GOT NO BOOK..lol..she's a really good doc tho.

09.01.09 01:03  Wanna test out someone who you don't know on the net's, personality?, Tell them you're photogenic and you may frighten them in person. If they don't reply, you know they're trash and your test worked out. Snap your fingers like a sister and proudly say NEXT...

08.30.09 10:20  Have not taken allergy meds for a few days, my immune system is going haywire, deal with it bitch! It's not pretty.

08.30.09 10:18  Went to Woodbine Casino(whatever you call it)for an hour lastnight, never been, it was packed with people, was trying to pick the hot str8 men (it's like how woman are to ovulating), and now I'm Pppppooookkkerr Faaacce.

08.28.09 00:00  Took plenty of recent pictures with objects in the background that I don't want and I CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO CROP IT ALL OUT!!!! Agghhhhhhhh. I need relief.

08.26.09 00:32  New website layout for now, we'll see how quickly I'll get bored with it. All these bright colors remind me of Chirstmas. Ho Ho HO Ho Whore.

08.25.09 22:10  I wonder how many people we would have left if we locked up all the stupid people?

08.24.09 00:22  Watched 20 mins of Miss Universe, I'm happy to see they're opened to dragqueens co-hosting the show.

08.21.09 21:15  the CNE, I went with sis, bro-n-law, niece, it was nice. got a tan..sexymexy.

08.20.09 00:21 Turnado's in Toronto, felt like I was under Niagara Falls. Didn't last long tho.

08.19.09 21:21  A room with a view: My desk is beside a window, I was in my underwear working at my desk, and some guy was standing there looking up...like seriously PRIVACY!!!

08.19.09 14:12  I was stopped by a few today, who loved my shirt, "OMG WTF", big and all over the shirt. Need to make a business out of it. Tacky but fun.

08.18.09 00:02  Bare with me, I've been stressin a bit lately, a few pounds have been added in result,  body is under construction.

08.17.09  10:54 Stressed out. People are in their own world so much so that they don't care about the  safety of others, car accidents are caused by these ass*****,you have to watch every second or else these self-centered people will end it.

08.13.09 23:50 Alright getting desperate, if anyone would like to donate some $9000 for tummy tuck procedure, I'll do anything, even if you have a wrinkled ass.

08.13.09 18:28  {sigh} Popping out babies as if it were a pop tart.

08.13.09  00:20  People shouldn't be stalking others pretending to be someone else on the net, check with your therapist, he'll tell ya the same.

08.12.09  23:10  Okay peoples, I might need a Man moob bra.

08.12.09  16:23  Until further notice, I will not be meeting any new people's until my belly deflates from emotional eating or I get a tummy tuck, donations for this procedure accepted.

08.11.09  22:10 Ate almost a whole Jerk flavoured chicken at 15:30, havn't eaten since, you live once eat a chicken.

08.11.09  11:31  Bored with the site layout, might revamp again

08.10.09 21:30 Found a shredded shopping bag underneath sink, testing for mice with experiment, placed 4 pieces of cheese, chicken, bread, apple etc, will check in the morning to see if they ate it.

08.10.09 17:20  There I go again, eating when I'm not hungry(emotional eating), time for that tummy tuck call (Hell to the NO), double chin starting to form.

08.10.09 00:15  Breathing, editing, revising, watching, doing, thunder

08.08.09 00:50  Tired. Feelin dumb at the moment. DownUpDown

08.07.09 00:10  Odd, my body is not right, brain is giving signals on these not so normal feelings

08.05.09  23:45  Depressed and something has gone wrong my body, considering writing a book

08.05.09  00:46  Bad mood all day, *#*&$#!*(!)

08.03.09 12:31 Long weekend in Canada, going to Toronto Islands, no jerkin chick.

08.03.09 24:17  Close to bedtime. Was out with family all day, it felt like a vacation being at harbourfront, sun baking the skin with 50 SPF of course. Jerk chick was nasty, not worth $9 for the leg only, not only was it burnt to the bone, comes to think of it I should of said ugh no thank you, it was loaded with sodium, afterwards I walked around feeling like a pregnant woman with water retention. U don't need a cup of salt to give it flavour, substitute it with herbs. My own recipe coming out soon.

08.01.09 23:21  Check out Madonna's New Single 'Celebration' in Music Section - another forgettable song

08.01.09 20:20  Yup, pigged out again and @ Mandarin resturant, but damn it was gooood, you only live once, live large or don't live at all

07.31.09 20:20  Gone bonkers- mental institute said they were full, I don't recall being this bonker.

07.31.09  14:30  Worked out hard, zapped the fat cells, pumped it up and did high intensity cardio for 40mins.

07.30.09 18:10 Got over it

07.30.09 18:02  Joined the Bears Club

07.30.09  17:50  No longer sexy, still expanding

07.30.09 17:47  Body is still expanding, in process, need to vomit

07.30.09 17:44 Stomach now hanging to knees due to binge, ass bigger, triple chin

07.30.09 17:40  Gained 10 15lbs due to fat dinner

07.30.09 17:38  Had a heart attack, a few clogged arties, pumped stomach, fed the squirrels, ankles swallon, bones cracking, knee's giving in.

07.30.09 17:16: Indugled in fries, perogies, chicken and spring rolls, ordered in from Swiss Chalet (total of 115g of fat, 1560 calories for dinner alone), I wasn't even hungry. Emotional eating.

07.29.09 25:04AM:  Sleeping

07.29.09 24:57AM: Danced in my bedroom pretending I was Freddie Mercury/Michael Jackson

07.29.09 23:40: Bathed in tomotoe sauce to remove skunk spray, boiled some pasta in the bathtub

07.29.09 22:32:     Tiptoed through thru tulips, got sprayed by a skunk and bitten by a raccon.

07.28.09 12:36AM: Saw a ghost, heard some voices, had a sip of water, took my pro-psychotic medication, going to bed.

07.27.09 22:44 : I love that TV show 'Dating the Dark'. It's kinda creepy but interesting.

If you see me fat as a beach whale it's because I'm going through a phase, if you care. Like the stock market and a pregnant woman my weight goes up and down. I get double chins I wanna scrape and a fat ass that cannot fit into jeans. depression.sucks.oh.it.does. Circumstances=depression. body.speaks.for.itself.