Shut up. Open Mind (revisedx2, edited)

STOP!

Everyone STOP!

STOP! Everything You're About to do and will do!

This is URGENT NEWS!

This is old news...

Paula Abdul is not returning to Idol

She's supposed to be a "talent show judge" but she cannot even complete a sentece, most of the time she's incoherent, on med's, and talks in broken English. When she doesn't have brain farts and is able to finally put the words together with the help from Simon, it's this.."Ugh, yea, so..ugh...hmmm..you were greater..great, and you're a greatest person..woohoo! or "ugh, um...ugh..good job, um..hmm.. way to go, you were okay, but you are a wonderful person, ok..., awesome..yea"

I am sure she is a great, wonderful, awesome person but the poodle cannot even speak, let alone judge a talent contest. And that's why the show's executives are not going to pay $10 million to a ditsy, incoherent, 'sit-and-look-pretty' poodle.

YES! Simon is worth the money because he cannot be replaced, when people watch this Idol show, everyone waits for what Simon has to say, he's the superior judge, everyone looks at him for validation.  The payout amounts to these overpaid people are nothing for the FOX network because they probably get billions.

It has been reported that they're replacing Poodle Paula will be Victoria Backham??? Bad choice! The tits on a stick with no talent needs a sandwich, I mean c'mon with the help of some sound engineer's, anyone can be a singer..hello.. Madonna for example. All you need is a brand name, and make yourself into a product like Versace, weather you're good or not, it's all in the name.

You know what is good casting? Victoria Backham and her big stick (David Backham) in a porn.

Ideal judges; Alanis Morriesette since she's not busy, she'd would be great! Sarah McLauglin is one of the best singers out there, maybe too good for a show like this, but she'll be great. But I am sure these two have better things to do.

Onto something else..

Recently Brad Pitt was asked about his children's sexuality;

"Would it bother me if a child of mine turns out to be gay? No, not one bit. Listen, I want my kids to live the lives they want to live. I want them to be fulfilled. I hope I teach my kids to be who they really are."

One of the biggest mistakes a parent can do during parenthood is to tell their child that it's not alright to be who they are, weather if the child is overweight, or if it's their sexuality. The most important ages in life is up to the age of 10. When our parents, the one's we look up to and trust, tell us "No, it's not right to be gay", or "You need to lose weight, no one like's fat people". This would have damage the self-esteem, self worth and overall mental well-being of a child. And then when they're older, this child has to do the work to build themselves up, do the work to unravel the emotional abuse all because of their parents and their shitty parenting skills.

And then get people to tell you, "It's the past, move on.." But do you know where the word history comes from??? HIS STORY!!!! People who say move on, get over it, gotta walk in a mile in another person's shoes, until they do, they know absolutely nothing about anything, until they've walked a mile in that person's shoes. It's so easy for us to judge another person without knowledge, I do it sometimes.

I have 50 or so books on how to fix the past and 10 more the Amazon's 'Kindle', which I have not used lately, because every time I turn it on, I can't choose what book to read so I turn it off.

For those who like to call it baggage, it's life experience, sweetiedumplings..LIFEA EXPERIENCEA. Most times, those who have been through crap, don't tolerate bullshit.

When I have free time and there's nothing to watch on TV of the 200 channels, and when I'm extremely bored, have run out of options and don't want to read one of my 50 self-selp books, I watch mindless TV, and lately it's the ever so educating 'Millionaire Matchmaker' on my iTunes (yes, I paid for the season, I said I am crazy, didn't I?), Patty Stanger, the matchmaker, I like her, I love her blunt, no bull approach, rough around the edges, only way to go, but between us, she needs to get rid of that hairdo, she reminds me of Suzanne Somers (3's Company). However, I can't seem to grasp the superficial crap,when are people going to wake up and realize that all of this has zero significance, people are too consumed on things that have no irrelevance on chemistry, one being with money (well, the show is based in Hollywood). For me, I don't care about how big someone's bank account is, as long as they can pay their own way and I am not buying them their meals, that's all I care about. And most times, I don't care what they do for a living, as long as it's not illegal. Well, it would be hot to date someone from the mafia..lol..the macho, tattoo, bad boy type is damn hot! You're not dating the bank account, you're not dating the "lawyer", or the "dentist, you're to date the individual.

Compatibility doesn't connect two people based on their careers, money, looks and materialistic things. You can't buy things that are supposed to be priceless. When you buy other people all you're really saying is "I'm unworthy but please like me, I'll buy you things." And when it's based on superficial reasons, it never lasts. But of course, only smart people know that. And if you're that person who is attracted only to people with money, all you're really saying is "I am insecure, I can't take care of myself, I'm co-dependant, I don't have values, and I am shallow, I'm empty inside and a loser".

Judge Judy says it best, "Beauty Fades, Dumb is Forever". For me, the only thing that has faded is my hair. Certain things in life you have to live with, accept, embrace. And I've learned that if I stop worrying about fading looks, my looks wouldn't be fading so quickly.

I had a one week long term relationship, and the day after our rabbit fest, he asks me "So how much do you make a year?", I said "So, it's none of your business, and if you're looking for a sugardaddy you can put your dick back into your pants and prance outta here, don't ask someone you just met what they're salary is, this aint' Hollywood!". You see, I am not like the others, who need to buy people, buy happiness, buy friendships, or to buy a lover. If you have to buy these things, you must not be happy within. The things that are priceless, cannot be bought.

The only way to meet someone is the old fashioned way, like how they did before all the internet, and it is to go out there and being social, not search on some crappy dating website. Even though I'm on every possible site with my bare chest, I do it, because I advertise my website, it's just to get my name out there. Even on the Toronto Star, leaving comments on their news articles, you see my nick as JoeyDavid.com. I should make my own T-shirts with my URL on them. I'm such a geek.

When I came home from the gym today, while I was pigging out I tuned into the National Geographic channel and 'the Dog Whisperer'was on. I gotta say, that dog whisperer is a miracle worker, the guy is brilliant! I am sorta like the animal whisperer, give me any anti-social, mean dog and they love me. I've said this many times, but for some odd reason dogs love me. I don't know why it is. They feel my energy, perhaps. One of my parent's dogs, the miniature pinscher hates everyone and goes into his space but when I'm there, he doesn't want to leave me. As if I am a protector or something.

Then a show 'Dogtown' came on, the episode was about 100 dogs who are saved from a puppy mill. Evil spirited assholes who do this sort of thing to dogs should be hung by their balls and dipped into a snake pit. You gotta be cold hearted to do these horrible things to dogs.

Then some documentary on how Lions and Cats are manufactured in the womb. Did you know that domestic cats are promiscuous creatures and need to mate at least 6 times a day, only way the womb can get punctured by the sperm, it has to inflat somehow, almost all of the kittens born from one litter are from different men, I mean males. But, Lions..wow, they are horney beasts, the female needs to mate 100 times a day to get pregnant, but from one lucky male. Ok, 100 times a day!!!! Her VI JAY JAY must be sore and all blue after all that, no? It's no wonder the males fight with other males to win the female. Wow. Oh..and the sounds during mating isn't because the female is having a good ole romping, it's because male lion's penises have pricks on them and it scrapes the female inside which cause some chemical brain reaction in the female to make the eggs start their engines,  and which also makes the womb to expand or whatever so that the sperm can fight their way and pinch through and that's why she needs it 100 times, because the womb needs to expand to catch the sperm, the sperm from that prickley dick.

Aren't Lions fascinating, those horney motherf***kers, eh?

Hey, this was on TV, I didn't document all this.

Good times in front of the TV on a rainy, gloomy humid Sunday. Tonight, I've never heard or seen so much thunder and lighting, sounds like a war zone out there.

I have a problem when it comes to communicating sometimes, seriously, that I have to ask sometimes for advice on what to say so I won't be so blunt, I am not into the sugar-coating crap. For me, it's say as is, or don't say at all.

Do you know what's good for anger management? Masturbation.