the CROCK Pot

As I was in my home office doing some work, I looked out my window and a dragon fly landed on the brick wall outside my window, I grabbed my blackberry phone and snapped a pic, not the greatest camera. It's mouth was moving, it look as though it was eating a bee or other insect, I couldn't make it out because I was like 5ft away and I didn't want to go up to the window and scare it before I could snap the photo. But it was a huge dragonfly. I read somewhere that dragonflies are bad luck and mean evil or the devil.

Ladies and Gents, I am the new Mr. Betty Crocker.

I recently got one of those Crack Crock Pots. Which is not something I would of imagined doing.  I am one of those people who likes quick meals, you know, slap the chicken, throw it on the pan and call it a day, but for some reason I had to give it a try. So, I went to one of those stores that sells vegetables, chickens and stuff, I bought a plenty and then the same night I gave it a shot. I took the dead bird ( I forgot to remove the skin), oh well this time it was UNCUT, and chopped up those veggies, stuffed that Crack Crock Pot and cooked for like 15 or so hours on LOW. Oh yes, and I made my special secret seasoning and included that as well. I am going to sell it one day and I will be like Corol Saunders.

Mmmm, Finger Lickin' Good.

But my motto would be something like.."Want a tastey orgasm? Use my special seasonings"  Ok, that doesn't sound too appetizing. But it would be for a special market group and demographics. Because after all, I am not your typical Canadian.

My mother called me up because word got around that I was cooking and she gave me some pointers on cooking with the CrackPot, so I took some water as recommended and poured it in, but I wasn't paying attention how much I poured in because I was on the phone. This morning when I check the delicious pot, it looked like soup. So obviously, I put too much water in it.  So, I tasted my project and left earth and gone to heaven. One word to describe it, UNBELIEVABLE!!! I couldn't believe how delicious it was. I will be doing this more often. I highly highly highly recommend it. Even though it's not really a summer dish, it's still amazing.

All this and I am still single. It's Toronto's fault. Not mine. I have it going on. Toronto lacks the good men.

I'm on natural supplements for mood and stuff. 5-HTP, look it up. It's working, people. The ghosts are no longer creeping up on me, the demons are tucked away and my split personlities inventory are decreasing, which is a good sign. Woooohoooo. Naw, I got for mental well-being. Natural is always better. And you don't need a prescription!!!  Speaking of supplements. I ordered these amazing Men's Multi vitamins which claim that it can make you turn into Superman and have powerful balls etc. So, I placed my order which is coming from the US, I was only able to get it here by DHL which I thought out of business. The clown at customs put that I owed $8.99 in duties. DHL wouldn't release it until I paid them over the phone. I said I will be paying it at the door. They wouldn't release it. I called them up and said to them, I know you guys are going out of business, but c'mon for $8.99????? Are you clowns for real? And you wonder why companies go down under. They forgot to realize who keeps them in business. And when those people go elsewhere for their business. You go BYEBYE.

BYE BYE

 Ingredients used in the crockpot, NOT including my special seasoning mix;

Parsley, Celentro, Sweet Pototoe, Celery, Onion, Fresh Garlic cloves, zucchini, whole bathed chicken