ABC (revised)

My mother wants to go to Caribanna which is a street festival party among a certain group of people in downtown Toronto. She has obviously not been before, well she's been living in the USA until recently. I am not too fond of crowds. I get very irratated and annoyed and become a nasty manly bitch, it's kinda sexy tho. I wanna see the hot mamma's and their big booties...right.

Today, I hung out with my sister and brother-in-law and she for some reason thought I needed to save a life, so she drove me to the Humane Society. And, once we got there, some woman was standing in front of the locked doors to were the animals were housed, she stopped us and said we had  to complete an adoption form before we were allowed to go in to look at the dogs, it's some new redicilous policy! Because, it wasn't there before.  I asked why is it a new policy, she responded "because someone stole a dog". Gimme a fuckin break! I don't need to complete a 2 page form before looking at dogs, I will be glad to do so if I were interested in adopting an animal, otherwise don't waste my time.

People who are bad liars shouldn't lie..lol. This new policy is in wake of that animal cruelty investigation that occured a couple months ago at the shelter, and this new paper work is just a barrier and to track people who were there, that's what this new policy is all about. So as soon as the liar walked away and someone walked out from the locked doors (the doors used to be opened), I grabbed my sister and we snuck in to look at the dogs. If there is a point to prove, I'll prove it!

It's just like anything else in life, you're not going to complete an application form unless you're interested in the product or service or whatever it is. It's going to see an apartment but you have to fill out the application first before looking at the apartment.  Or a lease of a car before test driving the car. Or signing that marriage certificate before the relationship even started, unless you're a mail order bride. Or a contract without reading it.

The dogs were all large and older. The poor souls were loud and sad and it stunk in there. I wanted to free them all and put them in a big field and feed them cookies and bones. And let them live happy.

In other news..I've been working quite a bit lately, that I needed to get out and set free. Like the wild in me needs to unleash, with a whip. You gotta fix what isn't right.

I want a talk show or a radio show, one day it's gonna happen.

Lastnight on 20/20, they had a comparison of Canada and the US health care system, and during this segment they (the Americans) go at it again with what they're best at, must be browner on the other side, eh? They only mention Canada in their news when something really bad which is rare or when they bash us about our health care system. Their so called investigation was so far off and inaccurate, ABC should fire the so called journalists who did their fact-finding, it's actually quite sad because it's really bad journalism. They mentioned that 1.4 Million Canadians don't even have a doctor which is probably right, but then they go on saying that for those who want a family doctor, there's usually a draw and once every few months a doctor's office takes out a box filled with names of those who need a family doctor, and they call up that "lucky person" to come on in to see a doctor. What horseshitcowshiitbullshit is that? BUT, they did say that this doctor's office they're referring to is located 2 hours north of TOR-AN-TOE, there's hardly anything or anybody 2 hours north of Toronto, let alone doctors!! You etards! And pronounce TORONTO right!

Actually, speaking of experience, I had to wait 3 or 4 months on a waiting list for a good family doctor, but they didn't call me because I was that lucky person who's name was drawn out of a box and as if I won the doctor lotto. Usually, you'll be on a doctors waiting list if they're really good doctors, the rest will take anyone that walks in, you know those doctor types, the one's who see you for 3 minutes, give you a pill and tell you to call them in the morning type. Anyone here can walk into a Walk-In Clinic and see a doctor in 1 hour.

Oh, this bad journalism doesn't stop there on this show called 20/20 TV on ABC, they reported that people typically wait 23 hours in emergency waiting rooms!! LOL  What a bullshitbullshitcowshit is that?? When one goes to an emergency room  here they'll wait a long time if it's not classified as an emergency, a lot of people abuse the system and clog up those waiting rooms because they're lonely and need tender loving care, when they should be at the Mental Institute or they show up at the emergency room with a cough or cold, yea they'll keep you waiting there, serves you right! But not 23 hours. And obviously if you're waiting there all those hours, it's not an emergency.

Then they had a story of the mother who was about to have twins but was turned away because the hospital didn't have room so they sent her across the border to Montana???? I am sure it would of been all over the news here if that happened, and I read and watch the news daily.

Our health system is far from perfect, but it's when the Americans exaggerate everything, something which they excel at, just to make themselves look better. What do you expect from a country that make people like Paris and Perez Hilton known, who makes Britney Spears rich and famous just for shaking her twat that has a tampon dangling from it, a reality show for every single crappy thing and then these people on these lousy shows are made into "celebrities" just for having have zero talent or nothing to offer to the world.

Another scenrio about how crappy our health care system was the horrible skiing accident Natasha Richardson had and died from while in Quebec. And that there were no air lifting ambulance in the province. They're right about that, but Quebec is the only province which doesn't  have air ambulance, the rest of Canada does, just today we saw one in downtown Toronto, and it's always in the news how someone was in an accident and airlifted to a hospital. So before ABC does their health care comparison, look at the big picture and not look for isolated incidents, anything other than that is horrible journalism, but what do you expect from ABC.

I'm Joey and I say Gimme a fucking break!