iJoey's Narcissistic Tweeties

03.10.10  Watched the movie 'Precious', it was kinda slow at most times, but Monique does an amazing performance, best performance I've seen in a long time. Well deserved Oscar.

03.10.10 This new TV show by Jerry Seinfeld 'The Marriage Ref' has got to be one of the worst shows on TV today. Even though Seinfeld is not on the show (producer), the 'Ref' mimicks Seinfeld as if her were trained to act like him. If this show gets ratings the people who watch were paid.

03.06.10 Only if BELL CANADA's customer service were as good as their commericals, another big corporation full of bullshit. Money spent on marketing lies when it really should go to training the unskilled and poorly trained customer service represenatives. STEP UP TO THE PLATE and live up to your promises and quit lying to customers on how great BELL is,  you're false advertising. Another  BIG CRAP CRAP CRAP CORP!

03.04.10 So, a fat and very hairy version of my dog with tiny boots begns to hump my dog...both males. The tiny boots was a giveaway. Well, the owner with the European accent told me her dog chases racoons and skunks...very weird. I need to get used to chatting with other dog owners, they chat forever when all I want to do is take them to shit and mark their territory.

03.03.10  Okay, so now that I've rescued the sweetest dog ever from the shelter and one from my family, both males, I need another dog, this time a female. Too much testosterone flowing around..opps..they've both got their balls chopped off. I guess it's just me with the testosterone. Good to have a female around. If I were to have kids, which I am not, there would be 3. So, 3 dogs. Maybe.

03.01.10 Took the dogs for a walk tonight and a car follows me and I'm like okay should I look back, and a woman cranks her window and says "your dogs are so cute!", she then drives up then turns around and says "I'm sorry, it's just nice to see cute dogs".  At 12AM!!! That was weird and funny at the same time. See, I just knew it, I have girlie dogs. Now I need a 3rd big macho dog to balance it out.

02.27.10  You know when it's meant to be when the dog you've adopted from the shelter is the most sweetest and obident dog ever. I've been blessed with such a gift.  A lot of times dogs with behavioural problems at the shelters and he wasn't one of them. I couldn't of asked for a better dog. I've not even heard him bark.

02.26.10  Forever  I've been scouting various Animal Shelters website for a dog to accompany my other (old and cranky) dog. I've been blessed with what I've found...more in my blog.

02.25.10 Don't know whats worse, getting my wisdom teeth taken out when I was 12 or watching this season's Idol. This season's Idol is damn boring thus far, I am torturing myself as I endure the pain of boredom. Two words to describe the contestants; plain and dull. Spice it up or I'm tuning out. Simon is leaving Idol at good time, IDOL could be done.

02.24.10 Coincidence or what? When I tune in to the olympics Canada wins a medal. Crazy shit, I tell ya!

02.22.10  **My 2007 YouTube video has reached a milestone,as of today's date the video has received more than 1 MILLION views!!!**

02.19.10  There's gotta be a clinic where you can go for monthly fat sucking, it would make life so much easier, because in the wintertime I become a big fat beach whale and I can sometimes hear myself breathe, it's quite depressing actually. And I hate the double chin affect in result of this. I just ate a whole chicken. It wasn't a big one. Sometimes I wonder why I go to the gym?

02.16.10 When has Curling been a sport?  They're just holding onto a bowling ball with a handle and sliding it on ice and using a broom to control it. What the hell????

02.14.10  'Couples Retreat', watched on iTunes, one of the worst comedies in years.

02.12.10 Nothing original, nothing entertaining, nothing to remember...The 2010 Vancouver Olympics ceremonies, I for the first time feel embarrassed to be a Canadian. The Olympic ceremonies was just horrible, suddenly I feel native Indian when Canada is hardly about that. It felt as if I were watching some high school musical on native Indian history and fiddler on the roof. I am seriously ashamed to be a Canadian right now.

02.12.10 I hate shopping malls with passion. But I had to go. Some salesperson with a bulge in his pants assisted me with exchanging a pair of jeans at an annoying store called 'Guess?'. It's like walking into a night club.  It was damn annoying, some of the sales reps were dancing to the annoying music. Am I getting old? Or are people, places and things just becoming more annoying these days? Or do I need more sleep and to get laid? Or all of the above?

02.07.10 Watched Wanda Sykes 'Ima Be Me', I couldn't stop laughing as I sound like a cat squealing because I am sick with a cough. Coincidently I got this cough after I got my first of 3 HEP A & B shots. My poor dog is shitting everywhere and feeling ill thanx to me, I kept feeding the poor lil guy too much chicken skin from my dinner and then I realized shit (pun intended), you're only a Mini Pinscher not a Great Dane. I forgive him for shitting on my living room carpet, he knows he did something wrong but I tell him "it's okay, it's my fault".

02.06.10  Laying low, got a small chest cold. Relaxin' with my lil doggie Snoopy.

02.03.10  So, this dog I adopted from my parents, a mini pinsher, is like a baby but he's 13 years old or so, they don't even know. Feel girly walking with something this small (DOG) and annoying that he has to be under my nose all the time (humans do this as well). Did some research on the breed and now I understand why. The poor guy's teeth is rotting. Thinking of getting him a friend.

01.31.10  Re: Grammy Awards ... Country music shouldn't even be a category in music awards, especially since anyone even those who have no tune can sing country. Even though she has not won big at the Grammy's, Lady GaGa is one of the best performers in music today in originality and creativity, she is better than any award. She is unlike any other performer today and unlike most in the music biz she's not the manufactured kind. Perhaps I am just clueless, but why are people making this Taylor Swift chick so special? She can't sing, and her lyrics suck ass and should be singing in retirement homes not on TV. Only in America!

01.31.10 Apple will be releasing a new device, 'iPad', well it's not new, it's just an iTouch but with a bigger screen, that's all. It's not even close to a tablet or netbook.

01.30.10 Sister's birthday went sour, ha, what else is new? Drama, Drama, Drama...Ra RA Ra! Decided to take one of my parents dog, I look absolute dainty with this mouse like dog (minature pinscher).  He's old and bitchy and strange, lifts his leg up and pretends he's peeing.

01.25.10 All I gotta say is that I am a free bitch, baby!

01.23.10 Let's quickly get married, have a kid and live UNhappily ever after. Too many people doing this, to prove some type of point. Why live to what others wanna see?  Living a double life cuts your life short. Live on your own terms. That's the difference between most people and I. Sigh...always an outkast.

1.20.10 So much going on right now, I don't have time to hit the gym. I'm getting so fat fat fat that I can hear myself breathe.

01.19.10 What? Am I wearing your shirt? Let's stare at people in a restaurant, why not take a picture it lasts longer.

01.13.10 Havn't worked out in almost a week. Just call me butterball turkey.

01.10.10 It has been a very emotionally draining day with the funeral. Didn't know how emotional I can get during these past few days. It's hard to lose someone who's been there for you. But this is the circle of life. Once someone goes, another one arrives. This whole death thing is mysterious in so many levels.

01.08.10Ok, so I tuned into 'Cosmo Radio' on Sirius/XM Radio for the first time, I was curious what it was about ( they pronounce it Serious radio down in the US, I say SI RIUS), and the radio host was in the middle of talking "ok, so we're gonna take a call from Joseph in Ohio, Joseph do you like it when girls touch your balls?" WTF??

01.08.10  R.I.P Grandfather  August 15, 1922 - January 8, 2010.

01.07.10  My 86 yr old Grandfather in hospital in critical condition, visit him tomorrow.

01.07.10  I just realized I was typing 09 for the year in this section, what an airhead. I accidently put a cup of the left over white wine in my food. I was getting high off the fumes that was vaporizing in my apartment. I was banging into doors and hitting my head against the wall, I had to run and turn off the stove, too much wine vaporizing.

01.06.10As the days go on I will find some New Years Resolutions, one of them being, BE NICE TO SELF!~ If I were living in the USA I wouldn't be single. That's all I have to say...people of Canada are reserved homosapiens. You have to get them drunk to open up.

01.04.10Did I mention how much I love Sirius XM Radio, and I didn't know they merged. For someone who hates regular radio, my liking for satellite radio says a lot. On my iPhone, on my computer, it's awesome! Until I get bored with it. Funny - 'Whatever w/ Alexis & Jennifer' on Martha Stewart is Living Channel, and the Doctor Radio, nothing more educational than learning kinds of orgasms.

01.03.10 Went to see 'It's Complicated', a good funny but slow at times movie. I'd prefer to watch these types of movies on DVD however. One thing not to do is to be annoying/distracting during the movie while people are enjoying, and some diydy girl was texting throughout the movie, the light on her phone was distracting, what was sad was when I asked her to stop she looked at me as "how dare you", but she kept on doing it. Don't hit a nerve and I won't embarASS you. When people are inconsiderate, the ASSHOLE in me comes out.

01.02.10  I feel so lazy today, don't wanna do a thing. Maybe cause it's -20 C outside, that and had a crappy sleep, I watched the movie 'Paranormal Activity' on iTunes lastnight, I kept waking up because I thought I had some paranormal activity going on in my apartment. It was an okay movie, some scenes the acting was crap.

12.31.09 My ideal celebration for NYE is sipping on champagne while partaking hours of wild and crazy sex on the roof..ahem..but that's not happening to so I will be celebrating NYE without that.. Crowded bars/clubs is so yesterday. Perhaps, if I were in my 20's. Anyway, NYE is overrated. But I have to say we made it! Another decade! Just yesterday was 2000 and I was 24 years old and rumors that I was an escort. Oh how times have changed.

12.30.09I love the Sirus/XM Radio on my iPhone, but needs to be more channels on it. You know you're getting older when you like listening to talk radio.

12.30.09 When she doesn't want to sleep, she means it..lol.. My niece is not even 2 years old yet, she climbs over the railing of the crib which is beside another bed and walks out the bedroom and today she locked herself in the bedroom. Um...yea.

12.29.09Listen, no one should be buying love or friendship, if that's what people in you life are about they're not worth your time. Kick them to the curb, stand up for yourself and find someone who will like you for you, not the materialistic crap. A loser would only do that to someone, and you're the loser for falling for it. There are about 9 billion people in the world, I am sure there a few out there who are not scum. You gotta stand up, stand up and believe in yourself.

12.29.09 The UPS guy was hot, 2 hours later he left.

12.28.09 In need of a fork lift, I've got so fat, I can explode any time now. Fat Fat Fat....I can hear myself breathing and sooner than later I will need a sports bra to hold up my manly breasts.

12.28.09  AGGGHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

12.26.09I left my home yesterday and didn't realize I had no clothes on. Thank god, no neighbours were in sight.

12.24.09 Red Wine, GaGa. Alone tonight, spending the day with family tomorrow, with the help of red wine..lol..nah, just bringing it for the dinner.

12.23.09 Lack of sleep, looking like a zombie, weight gain looking like a rhino. I'm a walking mess. Depression bites.

12.20.09   Ssshhh, I'm hiding from family, they spin my head spinning right round baby. Gonna bust those nuts and bolts out of those ellipticals while huffin' and puffin' to tunes on the iPod. I am fat (every other day), they look puzzled when I walk in with the double chin on those days. What can I say, only a Dr.90210 can take it all away. This paragraph has been copyrighted, do not copy.

12.19.09  All day today I spent in bed and watched Dr.90210 and got fat. My way of relaxing and getting away from the stress. And watched 'The HangOver', highly recommended movie for those with ADD.

12.19.09  Why do men with boyfriends even bother flirting with other men?  It's a turn off, that you hook up on the side.

12.18.09  Red Wine Ga Ga...And people thought she was a one hit wonder...HA!

12.15.09 How odd that someone flirted with me in the change room at the gym. There they were standing there with towel on asking if the gym has a jacquzzi, then unrobbing himself, wanting me to look over. WHAT IS THAT ALL ABOUT??? Oh I know, but I'm just not type of guy. Sorry, I'm no badboy. Not anymore. No No No More. Now, think about that while you use your hand.

12.13.09 Spent the day at the nut house, a.k.a at family residence and without any tranquilizers.

12.12.09 It was so cold in Toronto (windchill temp -10C) yesterday that my testicles turned into icicle balls.

12.11.09The over-rated grannie from out east Susan Boyle, cancelled her auto-graph signing in Toronto once again. One year from now she will be forgotten anyway.

12.10.09Tiger Woods scandal is boring and needs go away already.  It's just another one of those people who got away with their rich and famous charm as they sweep up empty headed, insecure, superficial women. He's just another typical man, like most men that think with their dicks and walk around with thier pants unzipped poking whichever bimbo in sight while flashing money and driving fancy cars.

12.06.09 The gay brothers from 'Amazing Race' are more like lovers, too much fondling going on.

12.03.09 In failed lazy attempts to find "the one", it's not happening. So, as a friend suggested I need to hook up with a momma-si-ta. Besides, I heard they're powerful down there.

12.02.09  While it's wonderful that people work hard on their bodies and live at the gym, you wouldn't find me staring at these types of people. I couldn't careless if you have bulging biceps, a six-pack, or ripped body parts, it's not something that turns my head. I don't boost anyone's ego nor am I intimidated by those who think they're the next best thing since sliced bread. Try me and see and then move right along.

12.01.09 For the 1st time in 167 years, Toronto has had no snowfall in the month of November. Talk about global warming.

11.30.09 Today marks four years of sobriety.

11.29.09  Sometimes I forget how far I've come when I'm faced with life's challenges without reverting to the addiction. Sometimes I forget how strong I've become over the years. It's the little things we need to acknowledge because it's what keeps us going.

11.28.09  I have a to say and it's a valid point here, there should be a ban on varnish or tarnish or whatever it is called and other toxic chemicals. Neighbours that use this should be fined $1000 and they should be smacked across the head. I hate and I mean hate the smell or to inhale these cancer causing chemicals. Seriously, I thought I was gonna faint from the inhalation, if wasn't enough, the burning sensation in my throat. If you gotta use these chemicals, don't!!!  In this day and age, you'd think manufacturers would be able to come up with a better product that don't kill people.

I missed the Lady GaGa concert in Toronto tonight.

11.26.09 Ok, Pee Wee Herman is on the The Tonight Show and he's freakin creepin me out for some reason...eww.

11.24.09  18 years ago today, It was on this day in 1991 Freddy Mercury died of AIDS. He was 45 years old.

11.24.09  Size Queens are that way cause they're damn loose and had their legs spread open way too often. If you need a caboose up your goose you're damn loose. And I say stitch it up!

11.23.09  Why can't people be themselves without trying to shock people? Why isn't there good music out there? When I rarely turn on the radio, same crappy music over and over again. Janet should retire, Jenniffer Lopez keep to acting, Taylor Swift donate her awards or keep her out of the catagories altogether, Michael Jackson died, suddenly awards for death. Lady GaGa may not win for beauty pageant, but is talented.

11.22.09  Back from the Gourmet Food and Wine Show, drunk a bit ,but it's all good. Had a good time. Hardly any gourmet food, more alcohol then anything. A lot of hotties, or was that the alcohol? Very stingy servers with the teaspoon serving. A bit drunk because I rarely drink, so even 2-3 glasses would make me tipsy.Hint: For those who wanna take advantage of me..lol..

11.15.09  I've drafted a few blogs since my last one, havn't posted them because I've changed mind. It's how I felt at that given time and just thought better to not post. See, I've got some control.

11.14.09  They need to ban florescent lighting, it's the worst invention known to mankind. I refuse to walk anywhere with this type of lighting.  Why torture yourself?

11.12.09  We all know how much I love Freddy Mercury BUT many would definitely disagree when I say Lady GaGa is Freddy Mercury of our time.  She's got the strong vocals (talent), the theatrical style going on and uniqueness unlike her predecessors. She just needs to stop looking like characters from a horror flick. And I kinda could relate, we both like to ride disco sticks.

11.11.09  One of the most difficult jobs out there must be the newcaster, I must give credit to reporters who gives us the news on TV, it must be very difficult to not comment or give opinion, I dont' know how they do it without remark but if it were me, I would of been fired instantly. THIS WORLD IS INSANE!

11.11.09  Never has happened before, 2nd time in less than 2 months I get sick. What the hell??? Nasty gyms etc, ever so reminding you all to carry santizers. I was carrying one around, forgot to use it, people probably thought it was lube or something.

11.08.09 The next workout will be damm difficult after this weekend. I wasn't even hungry and I kept eating like as if I've never seen food before. What gives? Fill the void. Lack of lots.

11.04.09 Anyone who owns a large dog in an apartment should be charged with animal cruelty. No if's or but's. There are a few neighbours in my building who I've seen that own a Roitweiller, Husky and German Sheppard.  WRONG! They're doing no good by keeping a large animal in an apartment. What's next, pigs and elephants?? Gimme a break! CRUEL!

11.01.09  In a split second I would go on the show 'Amazing Race'.

10.24.09 Went to the Woman's Show with a girl friend of mine mostly free food samples, menopausal women, crappy lighting made me look 10 years older, was gonna punch a guy out who was giving away free olive samples, and I am not even violent. Damn rude. Ate lots of food samples. Then low and behold, at one booth an older woman wearing a bikini and I saw her bush.  Tomorrow, babysitting my neice so mom and sister could go.

10.23.09  Wooohoooo, dance til you drop and make it known, my neighbours probably thought I was having mad, raunchy, wild, hanging off the chandelier's kinda sex.

10.22.09  A friend and I went to the grocery store, I  cut ripped out the coupon in the cereal box to save money on the frozen fruit that goes well together with that cereal, I said to the cashier person it's recession time. And my over critical friend likes my toes.

10.20.09  My building has been taken over by ladybugs, literally covering my window and wall. I blew some away and made a wish.

10.19.09  Yes, I am alive and well...just not in the mood.

10.15.09  Cold weather is here and it's the time when people hibernate and get fat, okay, well, it's when I get fat, that's my excuse and I'm stickin to it.

10.09.09  There are those who will try to do a rendition of a song. Three of very few artists in the hisotry of showbiz that cannot be duplicated; Freddie Mercury, Michael Jackson and Lucille Ball. Do not attempt something that cannot be accomplished.

10.09.09  Oh when it rains it pours..yes, I know it could get much worse. This comfort food will make me balloon. Who am I trying to look good for anyway.

10.08.09  Comfort food can be so damn good until you regret it the next day on the exercise machine working it off.  You gotta rinse that 10000mg sodium injected chicken.

10.04.09  It's wet and grey outside, depressing. The kinda day you want to spend in bed and have sex all day.

09.30.09 Sick with a chest cold, that chest of mine will fight off the buggers. Time to power the immune system up.

09.28.09 Getting sick, will fight it off with Cold-FX. Most likely got it from the hospital while visiting my sister.

09.25.09  My sister, 17 month old niece and brother-in-law were in car a accident, I rushed to the hospital, what's worse is I heard it all on the phone, I almost fainted

09.23.09 23:23  Took the subway today which I rarely do, should take it more often, quite a few hotties, definitely better than picking up on the internet. My iPhone dropped, and now it won't turn on, it's good I don't use it as a phone.

09.23.09  Woke up with a bloated eye, looks like someone punched my eye out...hot!

09.20.09 Yesterday spent the day with family, major stress hormones were produced that resulted in fat cell inflation and in turn an inflated stomach. Moving forward, I will certainly limit time spent with family to prevent this catastrophe to repeat itself in the future. Today to recuperate from the insanity and inflation I did absolutely nothing but watch garbage reality TV on iTunes; "Matched in Manhattan' and 'Dr. 90210'. Sadly, this didn't resolve anything because I was reminded by the bad dates I've been on and the tummy tuck I always wanted.

09.18.09 Went to family to celebrate a holiday something called Rosh Chhaaahnah or something like that, something about the Jewish new year. Mom made tons of awesome food, here comes 20lbs. Obsessed. Eyes are killing me for some reason. That's it for now. 

09.14.09 What's up with the Madonna speech at the VMA's? It was a tribute to Michael not her, when she's gone we'll pay tribute to her, you can compare the fame and fortune but not the talent.

09.13.09 What's up with Lady GaGa with her attempts to stand out with those off the wall outfits? No need for it, she's got talent.

09.13.2009  Watching the MTV Music Awards, Tayler Swift won for Best Music Video, Kayne West jumped on stage and abruptly interupted her speech and said Beyonce should of won, KAYNE WEST IS AN ASSHOLE!!! A big one! Kayne is one sad loser.

09.13.2009 Suprisingly Madonna opened the MTV Music Awards paying tribute to Michael Jackson and she looked good, not like the usual old lady look.

09.11.09 00:09 Deleting All Profiles on those reject sites

09.09.09  IT'S 9 of 09 of 09 EVERYONE!!

09.07/09 20:45  Shaved head almost, change is always good. I love it cause i don't have to worry what my hair looks like in the morning, it's like get up and go kinda thing.

09.05.09 00:35  I thought  I was in a very weird and psychodelic dream when I watched Letterman tonight when some music group called the 'Magnetic Zero's' were peforming. It looked like Charles Manson and his groupee's were given a day pass out of prison to peform on the show. It was really awkward to watch...cough..get off the drugs people.

09.02.09 12:38 Had loads of blood work done just for my interest, I get it done yearly. My doctor wants to read my book? What book? I GOT NO BOOK..lol..she's a really good doc tho.

09.01.09 01:03  Wanna test out someone who you don't know on the net's, personality?, Tell them you're photogenic and you may frighten them in person. If they don't reply, you know they're trash and your test worked out. Snap your fingers like a sister and proudly say NEXT...

08.30.09 10:20  Have not taken allergy meds for a few days, my immune system is going haywire, deal with it bitch! It's not pretty.

08.30.09 10:18  Went to Woodbine Casino(whatever you call it)for an hour lastnight, never been, it was packed with people, was trying to pick the hot str8 men (it's like how woman are to ovulating), and now I'm Pppppooookkkerr Faaacce.

08.28.09 00:00  Took plenty of recent pictures with objects in the background that I don't want and I CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO CROP IT ALL OUT!!!! Agghhhhhhhh. I need relief.

08.26.09 00:32  New website layout for now, we'll see how quickly I'll get bored with it. All these bright colors remind me of Chirstmas. Ho Ho HO Ho Whore.

08.25.09 22:10  I wonder how many people we would have left if we locked up all the stupid people?

08.24.09 00:22  Watched 20 mins of Miss Universe, I'm happy to see they're opened to dragqueens co-hosting the show.

08.21.09 21:15  the CNE, I went with sis, bro-n-law, niece, it was nice. got a tan..sexymexy.

08.20.09 00:21 Turnado's in Toronto, felt like I was under Niagara Falls. Didn't last long tho.

08.19.09 21:21  A room with a view: My desk is beside a window, I was in my underwear working at my desk, and some guy was standing there looking up...like seriously PRIVACY!!!

08.19.09 14:12  I was stopped by a few today, who loved my shirt, "OMG WTF", big and all over the shirt. Need to make a business out of it. Tacky but fun.

08.18.09 00:02  Bare with me, I've been stressin a bit lately, a few pounds have been added in result,  body is under construction.

08.17.09  10:54 Stressed out. People are in their own world so much so that they don't care about the  safety of others, car accidents are caused by these ass*****,you have to watch every second or else these self-centered people will end it.

08.13.09 23:50 Alright getting desperate, if anyone would like to donate some $9000 for tummy tuck procedure, I'll do anything, even if you have a wrinkled ass.

08.13.09 18:28  {sigh} Popping out babies as if it were a pop tart.

08.13.09  00:20  People shouldn't be stalking others pretending to be someone else on the net, check with your therapist, he'll tell ya the same.

08.12.09  23:10  Okay peoples, I might need a Man moob bra.

08.12.09  16:23  Until further notice, I will not be meeting any new people's until my belly deflates from emotional eating or I get a tummy tuck, donations for this procedure accepted.

08.11.09  22:10 Ate almost a whole Jerk flavoured chicken at 15:30, havn't eaten since, you live once eat a chicken.

08.11.09  11:31  Bored with the site layout, might revamp again

08.10.09 21:30 Found a shredded shopping bag underneath sink, testing for mice with experiment, placed 4 pieces of cheese, chicken, bread, apple etc, will check in the morning to see if they ate it.

08.10.09 17:20  There I go again, eating when I'm not hungry(emotional eating), time for that tummy tuck call (Hell to the NO), double chin starting to form.

08.10.09 00:15  Breathing, editing, revising, watching, doing, thunder

08.08.09 00:50  Tired. Feelin dumb at the moment. DownUpDown

08.07.09 00:10  Odd, my body is not right, brain is giving signals on these not so normal feelings

08.05.09  23:45  Depressed and something has gone wrong my body, considering writing a book

08.05.09  00:46  Bad mood all day, *#*&$#!*(!)

08.03.09 12:31 Long weekend in Canada, going to Toronto Islands, no jerkin chick.

08.03.09 24:17  Close to bedtime. Was out with family all day, it felt like a vacation being at harbourfront, sun baking the skin with 50 SPF of course. Jerk chick was nasty, not worth $9 for the leg only, not only was it burnt to the bone, comes to think of it I should of said ugh no thank you, it was loaded with sodium, afterwards I walked around feeling like a pregnant woman with water retention. U don't need a cup of salt to give it flavour, substitute it with herbs. My own recipe coming out soon.

08.01.09 23:21  Check out Madonna's New Single 'Celebration' in Music Section - another forgettable song

08.01.09 20:20  Yup, pigged out again and @ Mandarin resturant, but damn it was gooood, you only live once, live large or don't live at all

07.31.09 20:20  Gone bonkers- mental institute said they were full, I don't recall being this bonker.

07.31.09  14:30  Worked out hard, zapped the fat cells, pumped it up and did high intensity cardio for 40mins.

07.30.09 18:10 Got over it

07.30.09 18:02  Joined the Bears Club

07.30.09  17:50  No longer sexy, still expanding

07.30.09 17:47  Body is still expanding, in process, need to vomit

07.30.09 17:44 Stomach now hanging to knees due to binge, ass bigger, triple chin

07.30.09 17:40  Gained 10 15lbs due to fat dinner

07.30.09 17:38  Had a heart attack, a few clogged arties, pumped stomach, fed the squirrels, ankles swallon, bones cracking, knee's giving in.

07.30.09 17:16: Indugled in fries, perogies, chicken and spring rolls, ordered in from Swiss Chalet (total of 115g of fat, 1560 calories for dinner alone), I wasn't even hungry. Emotional eating.

07.29.09 25:04AM:  Sleeping

07.29.09 24:57AM: Danced in my bedroom pretending I was Freddie Mercury/Michael Jackson

07.29.09 23:40: Bathed in tomotoe sauce to remove skunk spray, boiled some pasta in the bathtub

07.29.09 22:32:     Tiptoed through thru tulips, got sprayed by a skunk and bitten by a raccon.

07.28.09 12:36AM: Saw a ghost, heard some voices, had a sip of water, took my pro-psychotic medication, going to bed.

07.27.09 22:44 : I love that TV show 'Dating the Dark'. It's kinda creepy but interesting.

inSight

If you see me fat as a beach whale it's because I'm going through a phase, if you care. Like the stock market and a pregnant woman my weight goes up and down. I get double chins I wanna scrape and a fat ass that cannot fit into jeans. depression.sucks.oh.it.does. Circumstances=depression. body.speaks.for.itself.

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Entries in death (6)

Thursday
09Jul2009

Jackson's death will be investigated for homicide

I can't believe it has took them this long to figure it out. D'oh, didn't I say from the beginning this was a criminal case. There was a no reason Michael Jackson had to be on all those medications, the doctor/drug dealer was getting paid $150,000 a month (a drug dealers dream) by Jackson's employer AEG. So the doctor did what Michael asked and that mistake killed him. This doctor needs to go down. It only takes one person to figure all this out, and it's me. IT WAS A CRIME SCENE! PROSECUTE THE DOCTOR FOR MURDER!!

There is no difference between a doctor who gives meds in exchange for money and a drug dealer.

There is no difference between a patient who abuses prescription drugs and a drug addict.

Folks, this was a drug dealer and a drug addict situation. It was crime, plain and simple.

 

LOS ANGELES, California (CNN) -- The Jackson family knows that the probe into singer Michael Jackson's death could turn into a criminal case, a source close to the family told CNN Thursday.

"The family is aware of a potential criminal prosecution," the source, who did not want to be identified, said.

The comments came on the same day that Los Angeles Police Chief William Bratton said detectives were awaiting the coroner's report to decide whether to proceed with the investigation as a homicide or an accidental overdose.

Bratton said detectives have spoken to a number of doctors who have treated Jackson over the years and are looking into the singer's prescription drug history.

"We are still awaiting corroboration from the coroner's office as to cause of death. That is going to be very dependent on the toxicology reports that are due to come back," Bratton told CNN. "And based on those, we will have an idea of what it is we are dealing [with]: are we dealing with a homicide or are we dealing with accidental overdose?"

Doctors who did not cooperate with investigators were issued subpoenas, another source told CNN Thursday. If needed, authorities will issue more, the source said.

Bratton also said investigators are being assisted by agents from the Drug Enforcement Administration and the state attorney general's office on a case that he called "a comprehensive set of inquiries."

"At the time of the death with search warrants, we were able to seize a number of items from the residence where the death occurred and those will assist in the investigation," he said.

Bratton did not elaborate on what police found.

A source involved with the investigation told CNN earlier investigators found numerous bottles of prescription drugs in the singer's $100,000-a-month rented mansion in Holmby Hills. The Associated Press and The Los Angeles Times, citing unnamed sources, said police also found the powerful sedative Diprivan.

"We've got very good investigators. They will be prepared to deal with whatever the coroner's findings may be," Bratton said.

"He has his role and responsibility; we have our role and responsibility. The next move, really, is his."

Monday
06Jul2009

Police find 20 types of drugs in Jackson's home

With more information coming out about the death of Jackson, perhaps it was time for Michael Jackson to go, perhaps it was meant to be?

Sunday, a judge signed search warrants connected to the investigation of Jackson's death, Los Angeles County Superior Court spokesperson Allan Parachini said.

Police 'find methadone' in Jackson's home

Police reportedly found 20 types of drugs in Michael Jackson's Los Angeles mansion, including the heroin substitute methadone.

(BANG) -

Methadone was reportedly found in Michael Jackson's home.

The heroin substitute and 19 other types of drugs, including potentially lethal painkillers and anesthetics, were recovered from the pop legend's Los Angeles mansion by police investigating his death last Thursday (25.06.09).

A source said: "The Jackson mansion was more like a drug store than someone's home."

Other drugs found included Fentanyl, a powerful painkiller given to terminal cancer patients and Oxycontin, another painkiller dubbed 'Hillbilly Heroin'.

Some of the medications had Michael's name on the label but many were labeled with other names, while some didn't have any labels.

It is thought Michael used different aliases to obtain his prescriptions including the names of his bodyguards and a doctor's manager.

The 50-year-old star died after a suspected cardiac arrest, amid claims it was caused by an accidental drug overdose.

Police are now said to be searching for those who helped supply Michael with the deadly cocktail of drugs and are considering manslaughter charges as the prescription medicines who reportedly obtained without regard for his safety.

The source added to Britain's The Sun newspaper: "Powerful narcotic painkillers of all kinds were found. There was no reasonable excuse for them all being there. Using more than one of this type of drug can be potentially fatal. But there were 10 in house - it's unbelievable.

"Police want to know whether other people named on the medicine labels really needed the drugs prescribed to them and will be speaking to all doctors involved. The drugs found remain at the very heart of the investigation into the death of Michael Jackson."

At least four doctors, including Michael's personal physician Dr. Conrad Murray, are also at the centre of the investigation.

However, according to Murray's legal team he is not considered a suspect and is co-operating with the investigation.

He has denied injecting Michael with the painkiller Demerol before he died or prescribing the father-of-three with either Demerol or OxyContin.

(C) BANG Media International

Tuesday
30Jun2009

Jackson public viewing

 

thestar.com staff and wire services

Despite a variety of denials this week, Michael Jackson's body will indeed be heading to his beloved Neverland Ranch, both CNN and TMZ.com are reporting.

Law-enforcement sources have told TMZ that "upwards of a 30-car motorcade – including Jackson's body – will be travelling from Los Angeles to Neverland at 10 a.m. on Thursday."

A public viewing will take place Friday, followed by a private memorial service on Sunday, CNN reports.

A spokesman for the Santa Barbara County fire department confirmed that fire officials, California Highway Patrol and county sheriffs officials were meeting Tuesday to discuss the contingencies of a public viewing.

"The Santa Barbara County Fire Department is willing to accommodate the Jackson family with whatever request they have regarding a funeral procession should they have one," spokesman David Sadecki said.

Neverland is located in the rolling hills of central California's wine country, about 240 kilometres northwest of Los Angeles.

Jackson's final resting place is another matter. The mayor of Gary, Ind., Rudy Clay, is urging the family to allow Jackson's body to "lie in state" for a memorial service in the late singer's hometown July 10 at U.S. Steel Works ballpark.

As for a burial site, CNN quotes the mayor's spokeswoman, Lalosa Burns, saying the mayor is hoping it would be near a proposed Jackson museum and arts centre in the city.

"The mayor had spoken with a contact of the Jackson family and expressed our interest in having that to be a part of the history of this great family," Burns said. "We have not received confirmation on that."

Meanwhile, the details of what is believed to be Michael Jackson's last will – one that apparently leaves nothing to the late singer's father – could be revealed as early as Thursday.

The will in question was drafted in 2002 and splits Jackson's estate among his mother, children, and one or more charities, The Wall Street Journal reported.

Jackson's parents, Joseph and Katherine, said in a court filing this week that they don't believe their son had a valid will when he died.

"No will has been presented to family or us," wrote the parents' lawyer, L. Londell McMillan, who also once represented Michael Jackson. "We will review any will when we see it."

In 2007, Jackson claimed to have a net worth of $236 million (U.S.) as of March 31, 2007, according to financial documents prepared by Washington-based accounting firm Thompson, Cobb, Bazilio & Associates.

The documents offer an account of the state of Jackson's financial empire, which is expected to become the focus of a legal battle between the singer's family and creditors.

Jackson had $567.6 million in assets, including his Neverland Ranch, his share of the Sony/ATV Music Publishing catalogue that includes the rights to songs by the Beatles, and an assortment of cars, antiques and collectibles, according to a statement of financial condition.

The five-page report says Jackson had debts of $331 million, leaving him with a net worth of $236.6 million. Highlighting his shaky financial health, the singer known for his lavish shopping sprees had just $668,215 in cash, according to the report, which is dated June 12, 2007.

The report says the accounting of Jackson's finances is "based on information produced by his advisers." It paints a pictures of Jackson's tangled finances and the mountain of debt he left behind.

The report values Jackson's 50 per cent stake in the Sony/ATV Music Publishing catalogue – his most prized assets – at $390.6 million.

Another of Jackson's prized possessions, his Neverland Ranch, is valued at $33 million, according to the report. It says Jackson took out a $23 million loan against the 2,500-acre property in the rolling hills of Santa Barbara County.

 

Tuesday
30Jun2009

Something smells fishy...

It took Michael Jackson's doctor a half-hour to call 911after finding MJ unconscious -- this according to the doc's lawyer, Edward Chernoff.

Chernoff explained this bizarre revelation by saying Dr. Conrad Murray didn't immediately make the call from his cell phone because he didn't know the exact address of Michael's mansion. For the record, the house is just above Sunset Blvd. in Beverly Hills -- one of the most famous streets in the country.

Chernoff said Murray eventually got someone in the house to make the call.

Murray has already taken heat for performing CPR on Jackson as he was lying on a bed. Chernoff's excuse ... it was a "firm bed.

What I've noticed is that a couple weeks before his death Michael was seen with his kids without them wearing masks, which was unusual because Michael always had them hiden.

I've a feeling Michael commit suicide.

 

Joe Jackson suspects Michael 'foul play'


Michael Jackson's father Joe is struggling to come to terms with the shocking death of his son, adding he is yet to rule out ''foul play''.

Michael Jackson's father suspects "foul play" in his son's death.

Joe Jackson refused to reveal any details about his concerns, but admitted he was struggling to come to terms with the suddenness of Michael's passing last week.

He said: "Michael was dead before he left the house. I'm suspecting foul play somewhere. He was waving to everybody and telling them he loves them and all the fans at the gate. A few minutes after Michael was out there, he was dead."

Michael died of a suspected cardiac arrest at the Los Angeles home he rented.

An autopsy has indicated no signs of trauma or foul play, but toxicology tests are not expected to come back for four to six weeks. The Jackson family have ordered a second autopsy, and are believed to be keen for police to start a criminal investigation. Joe claimed the family are yet to decide on the funeral arrangements for Michael, although it has been reported it could take place as soon as Wednesday (01.07.09).

He also confirmed he and his wife Katherine are caring for Michael's three children, Prince Michael, 12, Paris, 11, and seven-year-old Prince Michael II, adding the kids are his "first priority".

The Case Sensitive Unit at the Los Angeles County Department of Child and Family Services visited the children on Friday (26.06.09) to discuss who will be caring for them.

Reports have suggested Michael's ex-wife Debbie Rowe - the mother of his two eldest children - may seek custody, but would need to be thoroughly vetted before any action takes place.

A source said: "This is listed as a 'Caretaker Absence' situation and we are highly sensitised to such a high-profile case. You can't just become a parent - how much contact has Rowe had with the kids? Criminal checks, dietary and immunization checks will all be done."

Despite Joe's claims his son was in good shape prior to his death, leaked autopsy reports suggest he was frail and almost bald.

The pop legend reportedly weighed just 51kg when he passed away, and his stomach was empty except for partially-dissolved prescription pills.

His hips, thighs and shoulders were covered in needle marks, believed to be the result of narcotic painkillers the singer took three times a day.

There were also four injection sites near his heart - evidence of a failed bid to pump adrenaline directly into the organ in an attempt to restart it.

Michael's personal doctor Conrad Murray - who is understood to have injected the 50-year-old singer's heart with adrenaline in a bid to save him - has been questioned by police.

It is claimed Murray - who was due to travel to London with Michael ahead of his 50-date comeback tour - gave Michael an injection of painkiller Demerol shortly before his death. His lawyer Edward Chernoff has denied this and his spokesman has insisted he is not being treated as a suspect

In other news, MSNBC has reported that the 'This Is It' show Michael was to perform will carry on as a tribute show with big names to perform in rememberence for Michael Jackson, rumors say one of them will be Madonna, she was to make an appearance anyway during Michael show in London. I'm sure the list will gradually grow in the weeks to come.

Sunday
28Jun2009

What really happened before Jackson's death???

Police better do a lot of investigating now that this doctor denied allegations that he painkllers to Michael Jackson, BULLSHIT!. When you are guilty of wrongdoing you don't take off and hire a lawyer. Simple as that. Strip away his medical license and criminally charge him!

Devoloping News:


  • Story Highlights
  • NEW: Judge approves guardianship request from Michael Jackson's mother
  • NEW: Family filed a petition asking that Katherine Jackson handle estate
  • Jackson has three children: Michael Jr., Paris and Prince Michael II
  • Autopsy performed Friday; toxicology results will exonerate physician, says attorney


LOS ANGELES – Michael Jackson still had a faint pulse and his body was warm when his doctor found him in bed and not breathing, a lawyer for the doctor told The Associated Press on Sunday.

Lawyer Edward Chernoff also said Dr. Conrad Murray never prescribed or gave Jackson the drugs Demerol or OxyContin. He denied reports suggesting Murray gave Jackson drugs that contributed to his death.

Chernoff told the AP that Murray was at the pop icon's rented mansion on Thursday afternoon when he discovered Jackson in bed and not breathing. The doctor immediately began administering CPR, Chernoff said.

"He just happened to find him in his bed, and he wasn't breathing," the lawyer said. "Mr. Jackson was still warm and had a pulse."

Chernoff said any drugs the doctor gave Jackson were prescribed in response to a specific complaint from the entertainer.

"Dr. Murray has never prescribed nor administered Demerol to Michael Jackson," Chernoff said. "Not ever. Not that day. ... Not Oxycontin (either) for that matter."

Paramedics were called to the mansion while the doctor was performing CPR, according to a recording of the 911 call. Medics spent three-quarters of an hour trying to revive Jackson. He was pronounced dead later at UCLA Medical Center.

People close to Jackson have said since his death that they were concerned about his use of painkillers. Los Angeles County medical examiners completed their autopsy Friday and said Jackson had taken unspecified prescription medication.

Murray was interviewed by investigators for three hours Saturday. His spokeswoman called Murray "a witness to this tragedy," not a suspect in the death, and police described the doctor as cooperative.

Three days after the death of the King of Pop, celebrities descended on Los Angeles for what promised to be a spectacular celebration of Jackson's life at the annual BET awards show.

Media requests for the Sunday night show doubled following the death, and the red carpet was lengthened. It was not immediately clear whether any members of the Jackson family, who gathered at their Encino compound over the weekend, planned to take part.

Previously announced performers including Beyonce and Ne-Yo, were working to overhaul performances they had planned for weeks so they could honor Jackson. Other stars tried to catch last-minute flights.

A private pathologist hired by the Jackson family completed a second, private autopsy Saturday, the Los Angeles Times reported, citing unnamed people familiar with the case.

A second autopsy can allow the family to get some information about a death almost immediately, including signs of heart, brain or lung disease or fresh needle punctures, said Dr. Michael Baden, a medical examiner not involved in the Jackson case.

"Usually if it looks normal with the naked eye, it looks normal under the microscope," said Baden, who recently performed a second autopsy on actor David Carradine.

The Rev. Jesse Jackson said after visiting Michael Jackson's family that the family still had unanswered questions about how he died.

Los Angeles County coroner's officials said their autopsy found no indication of trauma or foul play. But because of additional tests, an official cause of death could take weeks to determine.

There was no word from the Jackson family on funeral plans. Many of Jackson's relatives have gathered at the family's Encino compound, caring there for Jackson's three children.

On Saturday, three of Jackson's brothers — Jackie, Jermaine and Tito — visited Jackson's Neverland Ranch where they walked the manicured grounds and reminisced about his life. It is not clear what will become of the ranch, which has been under renovations.

Owen Blicksilver, a spokesman for the joint venture that owns the ranch and included Michael Jackson, said it was premature to discuss the future of Neverland. He said investor Thomas Barrack feels close to family members and wants to hear their thoughts on how best to honor Jackson's memory.

Blicksilver says Jackie, Jermaine and Tito Jackson were joined for lunch Saturday at the sprawling Santa Barbara County property by Barrack, who previously set up the joint venture with Michael Jackson after the singer nearly lost the ranch to foreclosure.

A White House adviser said on NBC's "Meet the Press" that President Barack Obama had written to the Jackson family to express his condolences.

In an interview that aired earlier Sunday, Jackson's father said he does not believe stress over the intense series of concerts the King of Pop planned for his comeback led to his death.

Joe Jackson also said he believes his son will be larger in death than he was in life. The patriarch of the Jackson 5 said he wished Michael Jackson were around to see the outpouring of affection since his death.

"Michael was the biggest superstar in the world and in history," Joe Jackson told Fox News Channel's "Geraldo at Large." "He was loved by everybody, whether poor or wealthy or whatever may be."

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Associated Press writers Sophia Tareen in Chicago; Juan A. Lozano in Houston; and Nekesa Mumbi Moody, Gillian Flaccus, Brooke Donald, Beth Harris and Mike Blood and AP Global Media Services Production Manager Nico Maounis in Los Angeles contributed to this report.

Friday
26Jun2009

The world mourns the loss of a legend.

Developing News: Coronor's office says that the autopsy results are deferred and there are no signs of foul play. More tests need to be taken before they can release results. It has been reported that Jackson has been taking a lot of morphine and oxycontins. Very strong painkillers most times used after surgery or cancer patients. What fame can do to a weak soul.

On the subject of Michael Jackson taking too many prescription drugs...

TMZ went back their files and found a 2007 lawsuit against Jackson for allegedly not paying a pharmacy bill -- grand total: $101,926.66

Mickey Fine Pharmacy in Beverly Hills sued Jackson, claiming he agreed to "pay the purchase price of any prescription medications filled."

The case was dismissed a month after it was filed -- that typically means there was a settlement. It has been reported that law enforcement is looking for a doctor who lived at Michael Jackson's home -- and the doctor is nowhere to be found.

Law enforcement sources say a BMW belonging to the doctor was towed from Jackson's home last night.

Cops are looking to interview the doc.

A law enforcement source said the doctor gave Jackson an injection before he died.

Jackson reportedly may have OD'd on Demerol. As TMZ reported, family members were concerned that Jackson was taking too much morphine.

An autopsy will be performed by the L.A. County coroner today, and while preliminary results are expected by mid-afternoon according to the Associated Press, it may be several weeks before all the results are in.

Many are already starting to blame a cocktail of drugs that Jackson was using for various health reasons.

A source told the London Sun: "Shortly after taking ... Demerol, he started to experience slow, shallow breathing. His breathing gradually got slower and slower until it stopped... His staff started mouth-to-mouth, and an ambulance was called, which got there in eight minutes," the source said.

Jackson's brother Jermaine said that doctors spent more than an hour trying resuscitate the pop singer.

Bryan Oxxen, the Jackson's family's lawyer and spokesperson, put the blame on several prescription drugs thatJackson was taking.

"This is not something that has been unexpected because of the medications Michael was under," he told CNN."This family has been trying for months and months and months to take care of Michael Jackson...The people who had surrounded him have been enabling him. If you think the case with Anna Nicole Smith was an abuse, it's nothing in comparison to what we have seen taking place in Michael Jackson's life."

Life & Style magazine has sources that say Jackson had been using a cocktail of seven different prescription drugs, including Zoloft, Xanax and the Demerol.

The autopsy has been expedited, but it will likely be weeks until the toxicology report can confirm what drugs specifically, if any, contributed to his death.

Rabbi Shmiley Boteach, who counselled Jackson for years and helped him start a charity called Heal the Kids, made this statement: "The saddest aspect to this tragedy is that so many watched it happen and few did anything to stop it. I pray that Michael's death will not be in vain and that we see a return, even among Hollywood celebrities, to the spiritual and family values that are life sustaining."

Jackson had been in rehearsals for 50 upcoming concerts at London's O2 arena and was training with Lou Ferrigno, who had a scheduled training session for today.

Jackson's manager Frank Dileo spoke about his children, telling Britain's Sun newspaper that: "The kids are very upset, but they are fine."

Former South African President Nelson Mandela issued a message through his foundation saying Jackson's loss would be felt worldwide.

Jackson sang at a birthday concert for Mandela in 1998. In 1999, according to local media reports at the time, he lunched with Mandela at a small gathering at which the South African anti-apartheid leader celebrated both his 81st birthday and his and wife Graca Machel's first wedding anniversary.

The Nelson Mandela Children's Fund, UNESCO and the Red Cross were given proceeds from a huge benefit concert in Germany in 1999 that featured Jackson and other international stars.

Former Beatle Paul McCartney, who recorded with Jackson before they had a falling out over ownership of the Beatles catalogue, said his prayers went to Jackson's family and fans.

"It's so sad and shocking," he said. "I feel privileged to have hung out and worked with Michael. He was a massively talented boy-man with a gentle soul. His music will be remembered forever and my memories of our time together will be happy ones."

Questions are also arising about Jackson's estate. The New York Post is reporting that Jackson was $500 million (U.S.) in debt when he died, while various sites are also reporting that he left the rights to the Beatles catalogue to McCartney.

With files from Associated Press