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02.07.10 Watched Wanda Sykes 'Ima Be Me', I couldn't stop laughing as I sound like a cat squealing because I am sick with a cough. Coincidently I got this cough after I got my first of 3 HEP A & B shots. My poor dog is shitting everywhere and feeling ill thanx to me, I kept feeding the poor lil guy too much chicken skin from my dinner and then I realized shit (pun intended), you're only a Mini Pinscher not a Great Dane. I forgive him for shitting on my living room carpet, he knows he did something wrong but I tell him "it's okay, it's my fault".

02.06.10  Laying low, got a small chest cold. Relaxin' with my lil doggie Snoopy.

02.03.10  So, this dog I adopted from my parents, a mini pinsher, is like a baby but he's 13 years old or so, they don't even know. Feel girly walking with something this small (DOG) and annoying that he has to be under my nose all the time (humans do this as well). Did some research on the breed and now I understand why. The poor guy's teeth is rotting. Thinking of getting him a friend.

01.31.10  Re: Grammy Awards ... Country music shouldn't even be a category in music awards, especially since anyone even those who have no tune can sing country. Even though she has not won big at the Grammy's, Lady GaGa is one of the best performers in music today in originality and creativity, she is better than any award. She is unlike any other performer today and unlike most in the music biz she's not the manufactured kind. Perhaps I am just clueless, but why are people making this Taylor Swift chick so special? She can't sing, and her lyrics suck ass and should be singing in retirement homes not on TV. Only in America!

01.31.10 Apple will be releasing a new device, 'iPad', well it's not new, it's just an iTouch but with a bigger screen, that's all. It's not even close to a tablet or netbook.

01.30.10 Sister's birthday went sour, ha, what else is new? Drama, Drama, Drama...Ra RA Ra! Decided to take one of my parents dog, I look absolute dainty with this mouse like dog (minature pinscher).  He's old and bitchy and strange, lifts his leg up and pretends he's peeing.

01.25.10 All I gotta say is that I am a free bitch, baby!

01.23.10 Let's quickly get married, have a kid and live UNhappily ever after. Too many people doing this, to prove some type of point. Why live to what others wanna see?  Living a double life cuts your life short. Live on your own terms. That's the difference between most people and I. Sigh...always an outkast.

1.20.10 So much going on right now, I don't have time to hit the gym. I'm getting so fat fat fat that I can hear myself breathe.

01.19.10 What? Am I wearing your shirt? Let's stare at people in a restaurant, why not take a picture it lasts longer.

01.13.10 Havn't worked out in almost a week. Just call me butterball turkey.

01.10.10 It has been a very emotionally draining day with the funeral. Didn't know how emotional I can get during these past few days. It's hard to lose someone who's been there for you. But this is the circle of life. Once someone goes, another one arrives. This whole death thing is mysterious in so many levels.

01.08.10Ok, so I tuned into 'Cosmo Radio' on Sirius/XM Radio for the first time, I was curious what it was about ( they pronounce it Serious radio down in the US, I say SI RIUS), and the radio host was in the middle of talking "ok, so we're gonna take a call from Joseph in Ohio, Joseph do you like it when girls touch your balls?" WTF??

01.08.10  R.I.P Grandfather  August 15, 1922 - January 8, 2010.

01.07.10  My 86 yr old Grandfather in hospital in critical condition, visit him tomorrow.

01.07.10  I just realized I was typing 09 for the year in this section, what an airhead. I accidently put a cup of the left over white wine in my food. I was getting high off the fumes that was vaporizing in my apartment. I was banging into doors and hitting my head against the wall, I had to run and turn off the stove, too much wine vaporizing.

01.06.10As the days go on I will find some New Years Resolutions, one of them being, BE NICE TO SELF!~ If I were living in the USA I wouldn't be single. That's all I have to say...people of Canada are reserved homosapiens. You have to get them drunk to open up.

01.04.10Did I mention how much I love Sirius XM Radio, and I didn't know they merged. For someone who hates regular radio, my liking for satellite radio says a lot. On my iPhone, on my computer, it's awesome! Until I get bored with it. Funny - 'Whatever w/ Alexis & Jennifer' on Martha Stewart is Living Channel, and the Doctor Radio, nothing more educational than learning kinds of orgasms.

01.03.10 Went to see 'It's Complicated', a good funny but slow at times movie. I'd prefer to watch these types of movies on DVD however. One thing not to do is to be annoying/distracting during the movie while people are enjoying, and some diydy girl was texting throughout the movie, the light on her phone was distracting, what was sad was when I asked her to stop she looked at me as "how dare you", but she kept on doing it. Don't hit a nerve and I won't embarASS you. When people are inconsiderate, the ASSHOLE in me comes out.

01.02.10  I feel so lazy today, don't wanna do a thing. Maybe cause it's -20 C outside, that and had a crappy sleep, I watched the movie 'Paranormal Activity' on iTunes lastnight, I kept waking up because I thought I had some paranormal activity going on in my apartment. It was an okay movie, some scenes the acting was crap.

12.31.09 My ideal celebration for NYE is sipping on champagne while partaking hours of wild and crazy sex on the roof..ahem..but that's not happening to so I will be celebrating NYE without that.. Crowded bars/clubs is so yesterday. Perhaps, if I were in my 20's. Anyway, NYE is overrated. But I have to say we made it! Another decade! Just yesterday was 2000 and I was 24 years old and rumors that I was an escort. Oh how times have changed.

12.30.09I love the Sirus/XM Radio on my iPhone, but needs to be more channels on it. You know you're getting older when you like listening to talk radio.

12.30.09 When she doesn't want to sleep, she means it..lol.. My niece is not even 2 years old yet, she climbs over the railing of the crib which is beside another bed and walks out the bedroom and today she locked herself in the bedroom. Um...yea.

12.29.09Listen, no one should be buying love or friendship, if that's what people in you life are about they're not worth your time. Kick them to the curb, stand up for yourself and find someone who will like you for you, not the materialistic crap. A loser would only do that to someone, and you're the loser for falling for it. There are about 9 billion people in the world, I am sure there a few out there who are not scum. You gotta stand up, stand up and believe in yourself.

12.29.09 The UPS guy was hot, 2 hours later he left.

12.28.09 In need of a fork lift, I've got so fat, I can explode any time now. Fat Fat Fat....I can hear myself breathing and sooner than later I will need a sports bra to hold up my manly breasts.

12.28.09  AGGGHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

12.26.09I left my home yesterday and didn't realize I had no clothes on. Thank god, no neighbours were in sight.

12.24.09 Red Wine, GaGa. Alone tonight, spending the day with family tomorrow, with the help of red wine..lol..nah, just bringing it for the dinner.

12.23.09 Lack of sleep, looking like a zombie, weight gain looking like a rhino. I'm a walking mess. Depression bites.

12.20.09   Ssshhh, I'm hiding from family, they spin my head spinning right round baby. Gonna bust those nuts and bolts out of those ellipticals while huffin' and puffin' to tunes on the iPod. I am fat (every other day), they look puzzled when I walk in with the double chin on those days. What can I say, only a Dr.90210 can take it all away. This paragraph has been copyrighted, do not copy.

12.19.09  All day today I spent in bed and watched Dr.90210 and got fat. My way of relaxing and getting away from the stress. And watched 'The HangOver', highly recommended movie for those with ADD.

12.19.09  Why do men with boyfriends even bother flirting with other men?  It's a turn off, that you hook up on the side.

12.18.09  Red Wine Ga Ga...And people thought she was a one hit wonder...HA!

12.15.09 How odd that someone flirted with me in the change room at the gym. There they were standing there with towel on asking if the gym has a jacquzzi, then unrobbing himself, wanting me to look over. WHAT IS THAT ALL ABOUT??? Oh I know, but I'm just not type of guy. Sorry, I'm no badboy. Not anymore. No No No More. Now, think about that while you use your hand.

12.13.09 Spent the day at the nut house, a.k.a at family residence and without any tranquilizers.

12.12.09 It was so cold in Toronto (windchill temp -10C) yesterday that my testicles turned into icicle balls.

12.11.09The over-rated grannie from out east Susan Boyle, cancelled her auto-graph signing in Toronto once again. One year from now she will be forgotten anyway.

12.10.09Tiger Woods scandal is boring and needs go away already.  It's just another one of those people who got away with their rich and famous charm as they sweep up empty headed, insecure, superficial women. He's just another typical man, like most men that think with their dicks and walk around with thier pants unzipped poking whichever bimbo in sight while flashing money and driving fancy cars.

12.06.09 The gay brothers from 'Amazing Race' are more like lovers, too much fondling going on.

12.03.09 In failed lazy attempts to find "the one", it's not happening. So, as a friend suggested I need to hook up with a momma-si-ta. Besides, I heard they're powerful down there.

12.02.09  While it's wonderful that people work hard on their bodies and live at the gym, you wouldn't find me staring at these types of people. I couldn't careless if you have bulging biceps, a six-pack, or ripped body parts, it's not something that turns my head. I don't boost anyone's ego nor am I intimidated by those who think they're the next best thing since sliced bread. Try me and see and then move right along.

12.01.09 For the 1st time in 167 years, Toronto has had no snowfall in the month of November. Talk about global warming.

11.30.09 Today marks four years of sobriety.

11.29.09  Sometimes I forget how far I've come when I'm faced with life's challenges without reverting to the addiction. Sometimes I forget how strong I've become over the years. It's the little things we need to acknowledge because it's what keeps us going.

11.28.09  I have a to say and it's a valid point here, there should be a ban on varnish or tarnish or whatever it is called and other toxic chemicals. Neighbours that use this should be fined $1000 and they should be smacked across the head. I hate and I mean hate the smell or to inhale these cancer causing chemicals. Seriously, I thought I was gonna faint from the inhalation, if wasn't enough, the burning sensation in my throat. If you gotta use these chemicals, don't!!!  In this day and age, you'd think manufacturers would be able to come up with a better product that don't kill people.

I missed the Lady GaGa concert in Toronto tonight.

11.26.09 Ok, Pee Wee Herman is on the The Tonight Show and he's freakin creepin me out for some reason...eww.

11.24.09  18 years ago today, It was on this day in 1991 Freddy Mercury died of AIDS. He was 45 years old.

11.24.09  Size Queens are that way cause they're damn loose and had their legs spread open way too often. If you need a caboose up your goose you're damn loose. And I say stitch it up!

11.23.09  Why can't people be themselves without trying to shock people? Why isn't there good music out there? When I rarely turn on the radio, same crappy music over and over again. Janet should retire, Jenniffer Lopez keep to acting, Taylor Swift donate her awards or keep her out of the catagories altogether, Michael Jackson died, suddenly awards for death. Lady GaGa may not win for beauty pageant, but is talented.

11.22.09  Back from the Gourmet Food and Wine Show, drunk a bit ,but it's all good. Had a good time. Hardly any gourmet food, more alcohol then anything. A lot of hotties, or was that the alcohol? Very stingy servers with the teaspoon serving. A bit drunk because I rarely drink, so even 2-3 glasses would make me tipsy.Hint: For those who wanna take advantage of me..lol..

11.15.09  I've drafted a few blogs since my last one, havn't posted them because I've changed mind. It's how I felt at that given time and just thought better to not post. See, I've got some control.

11.14.09  They need to ban florescent lighting, it's the worst invention known to mankind. I refuse to walk anywhere with this type of lighting.  Why torture yourself?

11.12.09  We all know how much I love Freddy Mercury BUT many would definitely disagree when I say Lady GaGa is Freddy Mercury of our time.  She's got the strong vocals (talent), the theatrical style going on and uniqueness unlike her predecessors. She just needs to stop looking like characters from a horror flick. And I kinda could relate, we both like to ride disco sticks.

11.11.09  One of the most difficult jobs out there must be the newcaster, I must give credit to reporters who gives us the news on TV, it must be very difficult to not comment or give opinion, I dont' know how they do it without remark but if it were me, I would of been fired instantly. THIS WORLD IS INSANE!

11.11.09  Never has happened before, 2nd time in less than 2 months I get sick. What the hell??? Nasty gyms etc, ever so reminding you all to carry santizers. I was carrying one around, forgot to use it, people probably thought it was lube or something.

11.08.09 The next workout will be damm difficult after this weekend. I wasn't even hungry and I kept eating like as if I've never seen food before. What gives? Fill the void. Lack of lots.

11.04.09 Anyone who owns a large dog in an apartment should be charged with animal cruelty. No if's or but's. There are a few neighbours in my building who I've seen that own a Roitweiller, Husky and German Sheppard.  WRONG! They're doing no good by keeping a large animal in an apartment. What's next, pigs and elephants?? Gimme a break! CRUEL!

11.01.09  In a split second I would go on the show 'Amazing Race'.

10.24.09 Went to the Woman's Show with a girl friend of mine mostly free food samples, menopausal women, crappy lighting made me look 10 years older, was gonna punch a guy out who was giving away free olive samples, and I am not even violent. Damn rude. Ate lots of food samples. Then low and behold, at one booth an older woman wearing a bikini and I saw her bush.  Tomorrow, babysitting my neice so mom and sister could go.

10.23.09  Wooohoooo, dance til you drop and make it known, my neighbours probably thought I was having mad, raunchy, wild, hanging off the chandelier's kinda sex.

10.22.09  A friend and I went to the grocery store, I  cut ripped out the coupon in the cereal box to save money on the frozen fruit that goes well together with that cereal, I said to the cashier person it's recession time. And my over critical friend likes my toes.

10.20.09  My building has been taken over by ladybugs, literally covering my window and wall. I blew some away and made a wish.

10.19.09  Yes, I am alive and well...just not in the mood.

10.15.09  Cold weather is here and it's the time when people hibernate and get fat, okay, well, it's when I get fat, that's my excuse and I'm stickin to it.

10.09.09  There are those who will try to do a rendition of a song. Three of very few artists in the hisotry of showbiz that cannot be duplicated; Freddie Mercury, Michael Jackson and Lucille Ball. Do not attempt something that cannot be accomplished.

10.09.09  Oh when it rains it pours..yes, I know it could get much worse. This comfort food will make me balloon. Who am I trying to look good for anyway.

10.08.09  Comfort food can be so damn good until you regret it the next day on the exercise machine working it off.  You gotta rinse that 10000mg sodium injected chicken.

10.04.09  It's wet and grey outside, depressing. The kinda day you want to spend in bed and have sex all day.

09.30.09 Sick with a chest cold, that chest of mine will fight off the buggers. Time to power the immune system up.

09.28.09 Getting sick, will fight it off with Cold-FX. Most likely got it from the hospital while visiting my sister.

09.25.09  My sister, 17 month old niece and brother-in-law were in car a accident, I rushed to the hospital, what's worse is I heard it all on the phone, I almost fainted

09.23.09 23:23  Took the subway today which I rarely do, should take it more often, quite a few hotties, definitely better than picking up on the internet. My iPhone dropped, and now it won't turn on, it's good I don't use it as a phone.

09.23.09  Woke up with a bloated eye, looks like someone punched my eye out...hot!

09.20.09 Yesterday spent the day with family, major stress hormones were produced that resulted in fat cell inflation and in turn an inflated stomach. Moving forward, I will certainly limit time spent with family to prevent this catastrophe to repeat itself in the future. Today to recuperate from the insanity and inflation I did absolutely nothing but watch garbage reality TV on iTunes; "Matched in Manhattan' and 'Dr. 90210'. Sadly, this didn't resolve anything because I was reminded by the bad dates I've been on and the tummy tuck I always wanted.

09.18.09 Went to family to celebrate a holiday something called Rosh Chhaaahnah or something like that, something about the Jewish new year. Mom made tons of awesome food, here comes 20lbs. Obsessed. Eyes are killing me for some reason. That's it for now. 

09.14.09 What's up with the Madonna speech at the VMA's? It was a tribute to Michael not her, when she's gone we'll pay tribute to her, you can compare the fame and fortune but not the talent.

09.13.09 What's up with Lady GaGa with her attempts to stand out with those off the wall outfits? No need for it, she's got talent.

09.13.2009  Watching the MTV Music Awards, Tayler Swift won for Best Music Video, Kayne West jumped on stage and abruptly interupted her speech and said Beyonce should of won, KAYNE WEST IS AN ASSHOLE!!! A big one! Kayne is one sad loser.

09.13.2009 Suprisingly Madonna opened the MTV Music Awards paying tribute to Michael Jackson and she looked good, not like the usual old lady look.

09.11.09 00:09 Deleting All Profiles on those reject sites

09.09.09  IT'S 9 of 09 of 09 EVERYONE!!

09.07/09 20:45  Shaved head almost, change is always good. I love it cause i don't have to worry what my hair looks like in the morning, it's like get up and go kinda thing.

09.05.09 00:35  I thought  I was in a very weird and psychodelic dream when I watched Letterman tonight when some music group called the 'Magnetic Zero's' were peforming. It looked like Charles Manson and his groupee's were given a day pass out of prison to peform on the show. It was really awkward to watch...cough..get off the drugs people.

09.02.09 12:38 Had loads of blood work done just for my interest, I get it done yearly. My doctor wants to read my book? What book? I GOT NO BOOK..lol..she's a really good doc tho.

09.01.09 01:03  Wanna test out someone who you don't know on the net's, personality?, Tell them you're photogenic and you may frighten them in person. If they don't reply, you know they're trash and your test worked out. Snap your fingers like a sister and proudly say NEXT...

08.30.09 10:20  Have not taken allergy meds for a few days, my immune system is going haywire, deal with it bitch! It's not pretty.

08.30.09 10:18  Went to Woodbine Casino(whatever you call it)for an hour lastnight, never been, it was packed with people, was trying to pick the hot str8 men (it's like how woman are to ovulating), and now I'm Pppppooookkkerr Faaacce.

08.28.09 00:00  Took plenty of recent pictures with objects in the background that I don't want and I CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO CROP IT ALL OUT!!!! Agghhhhhhhh. I need relief.

08.26.09 00:32  New website layout for now, we'll see how quickly I'll get bored with it. All these bright colors remind me of Chirstmas. Ho Ho HO Ho Whore.

08.25.09 22:10  I wonder how many people we would have left if we locked up all the stupid people?

08.24.09 00:22  Watched 20 mins of Miss Universe, I'm happy to see they're opened to dragqueens co-hosting the show.

08.21.09 21:15  the CNE, I went with sis, bro-n-law, niece, it was nice. got a tan..sexymexy.

08.20.09 00:21 Turnado's in Toronto, felt like I was under Niagara Falls. Didn't last long tho.

08.19.09 21:21  A room with a view: My desk is beside a window, I was in my underwear working at my desk, and some guy was standing there looking up...like seriously PRIVACY!!!

08.19.09 14:12  I was stopped by a few today, who loved my shirt, "OMG WTF", big and all over the shirt. Need to make a business out of it. Tacky but fun.

08.18.09 00:02  Bare with me, I've been stressin a bit lately, a few pounds have been added in result,  body is under construction.

08.17.09  10:54 Stressed out. People are in their own world so much so that they don't care about the  safety of others, car accidents are caused by these ass*****,you have to watch every second or else these self-centered people will end it.

08.13.09 23:50 Alright getting desperate, if anyone would like to donate some $9000 for tummy tuck procedure, I'll do anything, even if you have a wrinkled ass.

08.13.09 18:28  {sigh} Popping out babies as if it were a pop tart.

08.13.09  00:20  People shouldn't be stalking others pretending to be someone else on the net, check with your therapist, he'll tell ya the same.

08.12.09  23:10  Okay peoples, I might need a Man moob bra.

08.12.09  16:23  Until further notice, I will not be meeting any new people's until my belly deflates from emotional eating or I get a tummy tuck, donations for this procedure accepted.

08.11.09  22:10 Ate almost a whole Jerk flavoured chicken at 15:30, havn't eaten since, you live once eat a chicken.

08.11.09  11:31  Bored with the site layout, might revamp again

08.10.09 21:30 Found a shredded shopping bag underneath sink, testing for mice with experiment, placed 4 pieces of cheese, chicken, bread, apple etc, will check in the morning to see if they ate it.

08.10.09 17:20  There I go again, eating when I'm not hungry(emotional eating), time for that tummy tuck call (Hell to the NO), double chin starting to form.

08.10.09 00:15  Breathing, editing, revising, watching, doing, thunder

08.08.09 00:50  Tired. Feelin dumb at the moment. DownUpDown

08.07.09 00:10  Odd, my body is not right, brain is giving signals on these not so normal feelings

08.05.09  23:45  Depressed and something has gone wrong my body, considering writing a book

08.05.09  00:46  Bad mood all day, *#*&$#!*(!)

08.03.09 12:31 Long weekend in Canada, going to Toronto Islands, no jerkin chick.

08.03.09 24:17  Close to bedtime. Was out with family all day, it felt like a vacation being at harbourfront, sun baking the skin with 50 SPF of course. Jerk chick was nasty, not worth $9 for the leg only, not only was it burnt to the bone, comes to think of it I should of said ugh no thank you, it was loaded with sodium, afterwards I walked around feeling like a pregnant woman with water retention. U don't need a cup of salt to give it flavour, substitute it with herbs. My own recipe coming out soon.

08.01.09 23:21  Check out Madonna's New Single 'Celebration' in Music Section - another forgettable song

08.01.09 20:20  Yup, pigged out again and @ Mandarin resturant, but damn it was gooood, you only live once, live large or don't live at all

07.31.09 20:20  Gone bonkers- mental institute said they were full, I don't recall being this bonker.

07.31.09  14:30  Worked out hard, zapped the fat cells, pumped it up and did high intensity cardio for 40mins.

07.30.09 18:10 Got over it

07.30.09 18:02  Joined the Bears Club

07.30.09  17:50  No longer sexy, still expanding

07.30.09 17:47  Body is still expanding, in process, need to vomit

07.30.09 17:44 Stomach now hanging to knees due to binge, ass bigger, triple chin

07.30.09 17:40  Gained 10 15lbs due to fat dinner

07.30.09 17:38  Had a heart attack, a few clogged arties, pumped stomach, fed the squirrels, ankles swallon, bones cracking, knee's giving in.

07.30.09 17:16: Indugled in fries, perogies, chicken and spring rolls, ordered in from Swiss Chalet (total of 115g of fat, 1560 calories for dinner alone), I wasn't even hungry. Emotional eating.

07.29.09 25:04AM:  Sleeping

07.29.09 24:57AM: Danced in my bedroom pretending I was Freddie Mercury/Michael Jackson

07.29.09 23:40: Bathed in tomotoe sauce to remove skunk spray, boiled some pasta in the bathtub

07.29.09 22:32:     Tiptoed through thru tulips, got sprayed by a skunk and bitten by a raccon.

07.28.09 12:36AM: Saw a ghost, heard some voices, had a sip of water, took my pro-psychotic medication, going to bed.

07.27.09 22:44 : I love that TV show 'Dating the Dark'. It's kinda creepy but interesting.

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Monday
08Feb2010

Letterman, Leno Pair Up for Super Bowl Commercial

If you thought the bad blood between Jay Leno and David Letterman would keep the two late-night stalwarts in separate rooms for the rest of their lives, think again: The constantly-clashing duo teamed up -- along with Oprah Winfrey -- for a Super Bowl commercial plugging Dave's show. The surprise factor (and sheer awkwardness) of the spot made it one of the night's most memorable.

 

The ad, which was a reprise of a 2007 ad that Letterman did with Winfrey, was meant to poke fun at the recent tension between Jay and Dave sparked by the 'Tonight Show' battle that eventually led to Conan O'Brien leaving NBC.

In the commercial, a disgruntled Letterman declares that he's at "the worst Super Bowl party ever." Seconds later, the camera pans away to reveal Leno, who admits that Dave "is just saying that because I'm here."

Letterman and Leno did in fact both film the commercial together, as Oprah Winfrey tweeted seconds after the ad ran that it was shot this week at the Ed Sullivan Theater with all three in attendance.

So, how did this happen? According to Rob Burnett, who produces Dave's 'Late Show,' it was all Letterman's idea.

"Dave had this idea, 'What about getting Jay and Oprah together with me?' and he wrote it," Burnett explained in an interview with the Associated Press Sunday night. "We said, 'This is too funny to pass up.' First we called Oprah."

Arrangements were quickly made for Leno and Winfrey to fly to New York and much detail was given to getting them inside the Ed Sullivan Theater unnoticed.

"We really wanted to keep this under wraps," he said. "There were a lot of internal logistical conversations about how to even get Jay and Oprah into our building secretly."

Filming took place last Tuesday. Leno arrived while Letterman was taping his show. He was disguised in a hooded sweatshirt, dark glasses and a fake mustache. No joke. Filming took less than a half-hour, Burnett said.

"It was quick, it was easy," he said. "The attitude was professional and cordial. Dave and Jay were fine with each other."

Saturday
23Jan2010

Family faces deportation..deport..cYA!

Oh cry me a river and quit bullshiting as you jump the line. BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT... Send them back to Israel. Yea, it's sad the father got killed in an accident, and the accident could of happened anywhere, doesn't mean they automatically get those immigration papers. There are much more in need people who are waiting for their application to come here.  And the media needs not to use children to win people's hearts and feel sorry for these type of people.

Send them back! Deport them!

 

For the past three weeks, 7-year-old Daniela Korostin has made daily visits to her father's grave to tell him she loves him and not to worry about his family.

Often, the North York Grade 2 student brings flowers and notes with her to Beechwood Cemetery, like one that reads: "I hope you're alive there (in heaven). That you'll never die. That you'll never be sick. That it'll be a good place for you. Don't worry, Daddy."

But while the family of Vladimir Korostin still struggles to make sense of his death in a scaffolding accident on Christmas Eve, they are now also facing the possibility of being deported.

The family came here as refugee claimants from Israel three years ago, saying they didn't want their daughters to be forced to serve in the military; they also felt uncomfortable, as Orthodox Christians in a predominantly Jewish country. They're unable to afford a lawyer for their refugee hearing Feb. 23.

Korostin's ex-wife Irina Cherniakova, 37, says it was horrible to tell her two children they had lost their father, and unimaginable to tell them they might lose their home.

"I'm really worried that the decision might be negative," Cherniakova said. "That if they send us to Israel, nobody will be able to look after the grave."

Korostin, 40, was one of the four immigrant, non-union workers who fell to their deaths on Christmas Eve when the scaffold they were working upon at a Kipling Ave. highrise complex collapsed 13 floors above the ground.

It was the worst one-day construction accident in Toronto in the past 50 years.

Cherniakova worries the graveside visits by Daniela and her big sister Inna Korostin will soon stop if the family loses the deportation hearing next month.

Last year, the acceptance rate for refugee claims for people fighting deportation to Israel was 5 per cent, compared to 6 per cent in 2008 and 17 per cent in 2007.

Cherniakova could win at the hearing if she can convince the board that she and her daughters left the country three years ago because of a well-founded fear of persecution based on their race, religion, nationality, political opinion or membership in a particular social group, board spokesperson Charles Hawkins said.

They could also continue living in Toronto if they convince the board that they're in need of protection, because their deportation would subject them to a danger of torture, a risk to their life or a risk of cruel and unusual treatment or punishment, he added.

If this fails, there's one last hope for the family to remain in Canada.

"They can still make a humanitarian and compassionate application for staying," Hawkins said.

Cherniakova said it's tough enough for Inna to cope with being a 14-year-old, Grade 9 student without adding the sudden death of her father and deportation fears.

"(Inna) started crying because she basically grew up here," Cherniakova said. "She went to school here. She has a lot of friends here."

On New Year's Eve, Cherniakova got a letter from the Immigration and Refugee Board, telling her she has a hearing Feb. 23. Cherniakova, who speaks little English, knows if things don't go well in the Victoria St. hearing room, she and her two girls may very well be uprooted.

This, she said, would mean Korostin's dream of a future in Canada for his girls would be snuffed out.

Korostin always put his girls first, and left Israel in part because he worried about them doing mandatory military service once they completed high school, she said.

He also thought Canada would be a better fit for his family, who are Orthodox Christian and originally from the tiny community of Guzar, Uzbekistan, which is predominantly Muslim.

They decided to move here three years ago from Israel after a visit from friends who had moved to Canada. "They said, `If you're Muslim, Christian or Jewish, you can find your place in Canada,'" Cherniakova recalled, through a Russian language interpreter. "You will be respected for who you are as a human being.'"

She and Korostin divorced here, but they remained on friendly terms and he continued to make daily visits to see his daughters. He called Daniela "Rijik," which is Russian for "Orangey," referring to her reddish hair, and the two loved playing soccer together.

Cherniakova has noticed something remarkable in Daniela's behaviour since her father's death. She still cries daily, but has taken it upon herself to try to console both her mother, in their North York highrise apartment, and her father, whom she believes is watching over them in heaven.

"She has comforted me," Cherniakova said, "saying, 'Don't cry, Mommy. Everything will be okay.' She was Daddy's little girl."

Friday
22Jan2010

92,000 Canadians raised more than $16million for Haiti, during 1 hour TV broadcast

Canadian stars presented a unified plea Friday night to help victims of Haiti’s devastating earthquake.

Officials said they had raised more than $16 million, not including matching federal funds, during the one-hour Canadian special, which was broadcast live on CBC, CTV and Global Television.

The show began with the song “Try” by Nelly Furtado and also included performances by K’Naan, Metric and The Tragically Hip.

Home renovator, television host and author Mike Holmes was among the Canadian celebrities making a live appearance. Holmes said he is already at ways to help the stricken country in the same way he helped in New Orleans following Hurricane Katrina.

“I picked up my phone right away and I said we should start talking about we can do to help.”

On his role as a telethon co-host Ben Mulroney said, “When we talk about being leaders in the world, this is what we mean and this (telethon) is just another way for us to do that. This is a long-term project, it’s going to require countries from around the world and we’re doing more than our part in an attempt to pull people in the same direction. I’m just privileged to play a small role in that.”

Telethon co-host George Stroumboulopoulus said, “The fact that all the networks have come together, man, makes this so much better on a personal level. This actually is altruistic, there is no competition. You rarely get to do that in television, purely altruistic, commercial-free one hour, everybody working together. Lord have mercy, how crazy is that?”

Hip-hop artist K’naan, a performer at the concert, urged fellow Canadians to keep helping the devastated country recover fully from an earthquake.

“I can’t say it’s good to be here,” K’naan said Friday afternoon after a sound check at the CBC headquarters on Front St. in Toronto, where the concert will be broadcast.

“When something like this happens, you can’t really say you feel great being here.” Instead, he called his performance “a necessity. We show the best of ourselves during times of crisis. I’m just here to try to do my little bit.”

The 31-year-old Somali-born singer, who turned to rap to help learn English when his family moved to Toronto, will perform one song. The Tragically Hip is also scheduled to perform amid a glittering lineup of top Canadian talent, including singer Céline Dion and director James Cameron.

The benefit concert is a collaboration among three networks, CBC, CTV and Global Television, which will all air the show at 7 p.m. ET and PT. It will also be streamed live to their websites and broadcast on CBC Radio Two.

From the world of film, the stars include Jason Reitman, Ryan Reynolds, William Shatner, Rachelle Lefevre, Joshua Jackson, Eugene Levy, Norman Jewison, Tom Jackson and Will Arnett.

From TV: Brent Butt, Hugh Dillon, Mike Holmes, Rick Mercer, Alex Trebek, Sandra Oh and Pamela Anderson.

Musicians Justin Bieber, Nelly Furtado, Sarah McLachlan, Barenaked Ladies, Simple Plan, David Foster, Chantal Kreviazuk, Raine Maida and Measha Brueggergosman will be part of the broadcast.

Also appearing are humanitarian Craig Kielburger and star athletes Wayne Gretzky and Steve Nash. Prime Minister Stephen Harper and Gov. Gen. Michaelle Jean will have special messages for Canadians.

“As the relief efforts move from rescue ... to reconstruction, there’s going to be so much more need, and that’s one of the reasons that we’ve all come together,” said Mulroney.

Stroumboulopoulos said it wasn’t hard getting celebrities to give their time to the project.

“One of the things about this country is we have a long history of giving and a long history of trying to come together,” he said. “It’s part of (our) identity.”

Donations collected during the broadcast will go to a number of non-profit organizations, including the Canadian Red Cross Society, Care Canada, Free the Children, Oxfam Canada, Oxfam Quebec, Plan Canada, Save the Children Canada, UNICEF Canada and World Vision Canada.

All donations will be split evenly among the charities, said World Vision Canada president Dave Toycen, who urged Canadians to give Haitians hope.

“I’ve been involved in disaster work for over 30 years and this is one of the worst I’ve ever (seen),” said Toycen, who just returned after spending six days in Haiti.

One of the lasting experiences he had was meeting a woman who insisted that Toycen take her young son, because she feared he had no chance of a good life in Haiti.

“That’s what this special is about in a way. First, it’s to answer that call to give help, but it’s also to prove to that mother: You don’t have to give your child away in order for your child to have a future,” he said.

“We’ve had a great response. Canadians have given very generously already and yet, I think there’s still people who haven’t given. So I hope tonight’s program will particularly challenge and touch people who haven’t given yet.”

The U.S. benefit “Hope for Haiti Now” will air immediately after the Canadian benefit. The two-hour special — on CBC, CTV, Global, MTV, MuchMusic and National Geographic Channel — will be hosted by George Clooney and include performances by the likes of Beyonce, Madonna, Wyclef Jean, Bruce Springsteen, Alicia Keys, Justin Timberlake, Coldplay and Taylor Swift.

Keith Urban, Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow plan to perform a song together, as will Bono, the Edge, Jay-Z and Rihanna.

Canadians can donate by visiting www.CanadaForHaiti.com, dialling 1-877-51-HAITI, or texting AID to 45678.

With files from The Canadian Press



Friday
22Jan2010

Same sex parents no different than mom and dad:Study

Having two parents matters. Their gender doesn’t, according to a new study.

A pair of American sociologists spent five years sifting through all the available literature contrasting the outcomes for children raised in traditional families with those raised by a same-sex couple. Their conclusion: no substantive difference at all.

“The upshot of the study is something that should be common sense, but instead there is this enormous belief in the significance of gender. Bottom line: What matters is good parenting,” said NYU’s Judith Stacey. She and colleague Timothy Biblarz published the results of their investigation in the Journal of Marriage and Family on Friday.

Stacey and Biblarz have been involved in the culture wars surrounding gay marriage and gay parenthood since the release of their 2001 study, How Does The Sexual Orientation of Parents Matter?

Those who disagreed with their answer to that question – “not that much” – began casting around for their own scientific data. That prompted this follow-up.

“In the U.S. especially, policy makers ... always start their (anti-gay marriage) argument with, ‘Research proves...,’” Stacey said. “But that research is almost exclusively research that compares children with two married parents to children whose parents divorced or never married. It’s completely skewed.

“They were extrapolating from those studies, which can say, on average – and that’s an important qualification – two parents usually are better than one. Not always. That’s another, more complicated story. But it certainly has nothing to do with whether (the parents are) male or female.”

The only discernible and consistent advantage they could come up with for traditional couples: lactation.

Their new review of 81 studies focused almost exclusively on lesbian couples raising children. Stacey notes that gay male parenthood is too recent a phenomenon and the sample size too small to provide evidence of child outcomes.

Without exception, the studies showed that, on average, children of lesbian couples fared no worse than their counterparts. They played more with their children, spent more time with them, and were less likely to use physical discipline. Their children, in turn, were more accepting of difference in others.

Since the issue of “fatherless boys” is front-and-centre in those debates, Stacey particularly wanted to debunk the myth that boys suffered.

“The unstated – or maybe stated – fear is that they’ll be ‘sissies’ or ‘wimps.’ There’s no evidence for that. There’s a teeny bit of evidence that boys with two mothers were just as masculine on the scales that we use to measure such things, but they did turn out a little bit higher on their feminine scale,” Stacey said.

In other words, boys tended to be better rooted in both gender camps. Girls raised by a pair of mothers were indistinguishable in their development from those raised by a man and woman.

As for the argument that children of gay couples were bound to be the object of teasing and abuse from other children, Stacey was dismissive.

“There’s very little evidence of that. Plus, that’s one of those self-fulfilling prophecies, isn’t it?” Stacey said. “That’d be like saying you shouldn’t let Jewish people have children in an anti-Semitic society because they’ll be stigmatized by their peers. It’s ridiculous.”

If anything, children raised by lesbians might be slightly better off.

“It’s a little hard to say, because if you have two women parenting together, you’re selecting for people who very actively wanted to become parents,” Stacey said. “But the second female parent (the mother who did not give birth) tended to be more actively involved than the biological heterosexual father, in terms of contact time with their children. Plus, lesbian couples, on average, tend to share domestic and economic responsibilities a little bit more equally than heterosexual couples did.”

However, Stacey veered away from any talk of better or worse. She emphasized nurture over nature.

“Women have a slight advantage for all sorts of reasons – cultural, and possibly biological reasons – but on average there are more women who are really eager to be parents and be really invested in it,” Stacey said. “But men who want to do it are just as good at it as women.”

Rachel Epstein, coordinator of the LGBTQ (Lesbian Gay Bi-sexual Trans Queer) Parenting Network at Sherbourne Health Centre, welcomed the results, but with a caveat.

“This finding about gender is interesting. It kind of lays to rest the anxieties that people have about kids growing up in lesbian families,” Epstein said. “People are afraid they’ll be all confused about gender, they won’t understand. The study’s saying, ‘No need to worry. The kids come out the same as any other kid.’”

“On the other hand, if you want to make a more complicated argument, you could ask, ‘Do we really want to support very traditional gender norms? Is that what we’re striving for?’” Epstein said. “There’s always been this pressure on LTGB families and the kids in LGBT families to be poster children. We always have to say, ‘Everything’s fantastic.’ It would be really great if we could have a more real conversation about what’s happening in our families, good and bad. But that conversation becomes limited because of the political context in which we live. It’s still very attacking of our families.”

Many of those issues are addressed in Who’s Your Daddy?, an anthology about queer parenting edited by Epstein.

Though she hasn’t ventured as far as those intimately involved in the debate, Stacey was nonetheless preparing for a backlash.

“I suspect there will be (hostility). It just too directly conflicts with what is just a foundational belief of people who are opposed to all sort of family changes,” Stacey said. “But I think they’re going to have a hard time finding any research that supports them. We really looked carefully.”



Friday
22Jan2010

Where the rate hikes and tax dollars going to? Employee's earning more than $20/hr sleeping on the job

This picture has been plastered all over the net. A TTC (in a transit toll booth)  employee caught sleeping on the job. Now who wouldn't want this $20/hr or more job?????

Thursday
07Jan2010

Canada Top 10 place to live according to some magazine

Well, if you can tolerate their rudeness and arrogance, France is apparently the place to be. Interestingly, I told my US friends that I wish we had more convenience in Canada like they do in the USA. They have everything drive thru down there and tons more selection of everything. They literally have a drive thru down there for everything, it's no wonder Americans are on the top list of having the most obese people in the world. They eat and never leave their car.

 Canada?? Really. We're heavily taxed on everything, it's dispictable. And I just I learned today the 5 cent cost for grocery bags that the city of Toronto brought in this past summer goes to the fregin store!!! I thought it was to charity!! Only very few grocers donate to their chosen charity from the bag proceeds. Hell to the NO, I will not be buying bags anymore. I will carry with me those heavy duty granny bags you buy from Metro.

 

Canada squeaked into the Top 10 of International Living's best places in the world to live this year.

The magazine, which specializes in finding comfy, well-priced retirement real estate for Americans, put France in the top spot for the fifth year running. But the 30-year-old magazine boosted Canada's ranking in the leisure and culture and economy measures to lift it into ninth place, after Belgium but before Italy.

"It's evident from our compilation that the British Commonwealth countries of Australia, New Zealand and Canada are doing very well and despite the bumps in the road have managed dependable economic performance," publisher Jackie Flynn said in announcing the annual rankings released in early January. "Australia moved from fifth place last year into second place this year, largely thanks to its remarkable economic recovery. It's already officially out of recession."

Climate has long pulled Canada's score down. Canada ranked 19th in 2009; 16th in 2008 and 22nd in 2007.

"Health care and living standards are among the highest in the world," the magazine's Quality of Life Index reports in its January issue. "Cost of living is affordable, although the strong currency has made it relatively more expensive. Canadians are warm, welcoming and fun and the country still retains many of the charms brought by her early visitors from Europe."

European charm is a big factor for International Living and its affluent retiree readers. In praising France, the magazine notes a bottle of the "world's best rosé wine" costs $4.12 (U.S.), a half-pound of homemade garlic sausage $1.60 and "monthly premium for private health care" is $125, while a four-bedroom stone farmhouse goes for just $186,000.

"I don't think anyone will argue that France is one of the most beautiful countries in the world," says Flynn. "The French love little window boxes filled with flowers, tidy gardens, pretty sidewalk cafes and clean streets."

The top 10:

1. France

2. Australia

3. Switzerland ("Swallow a Swiss pill and you know it won't poison you. You know the bank will always be discreet. You also know everyone will speak your language.")

4. Germany ("You could buy a 55-square-metre apartment for $160,000.")

5. New Zealand

6. Luxembourg (The most "Michelin-starred restaurants per square mile ... a tax haven.")

7. United States ("The land of convenience.")

8. Belgium

9. Canada

10. Italy ("Farmhouses with a couple of acres for $60,000.")